-Decided I needed to treat myself to dirty martinis tonight just because. Bought blue cheese stuffed olives, got some kettle one (gin sucks), but they didn’t have regular vermouth. Only had some small batch bespoke vermouth from Napa valley or some nonsense. Whatever, got it. Started drinking my martini and just didn’t taste right. Took a closer look and the vermouth has cardamom and lavender in it.

I mean FFS this weekend can’t catch a break.
-Went to IKEA and built a shoe rack today. F*ck IKEA
-I’m with wcc, Cal will not steal my joy. However this high of 35 degrees March after a 70 degree February is kind of doing it
-Really can’t think of too much wrong with a Saturday night. Has to be the most consistently good night of the week. Friday night is great, don’t get me wrong, but sometimes I’m a little wound tight on Friday and don’t enjoy as much as I should
-As someone who started drinking coffee 4 years ago to keep up with my kids, it’s amazing how the morning weekend coffee ritual has become so cherished. What. A. Treat.
-Hope all you wildcat friends have a great weekend, and remember, Cal sucks and can go f*ck himself