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tommyg4uk

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I don't get much road rage, but the one instance that I always do ----> when you're backed up in one lane behind a broken down car/etc, and everyone clearly has to get over to go around, but the jackass immediately behind you darts out before giving you the chance to carefully make your move, nearly causing another accident. :uzi:

So everyday on Hurstbourne?
 
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btodd0224 n/a?

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So if horses continue to die at Santa Anita will they have to wear masks and gloves? Do they even make miniature hazmat suits for the jockeys?
Just asking because I’m thinking it’s gonna change the handicapping and form.
 

tommyg4uk

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"In life you have to do a lot of things you don't f*cking want to do. Many times, that's what the f*ck life is... one vile f*cking task after another."

"God rest the souls of that poor family... and p*ssy's half price for the next 15 minutes."

"I'm sayin' I had a vision it'd happen. My second of the day. First come when I was watchin' you and them lawyers on line this morning. They began to slither in my sight like vipers. So as not to puke, I had to close my eyes. The vision went on. Got worse. I saw the vipers in the big nest in Washington. They were takin' us in the camp for actin' like we could set our own laws up or organizations and then saw the big viper decide to strangle and swallow us up every f*ckin' thing we gain here. It was horrible. How could we f*ckin' avoid it? How could we let the vipers in the big nest know that we didn’t wanna cause any f*ckin' trouble?

"Announcing your plans is a good way to hear God laugh."

"Pain or damage don’t end the world, or despair, or f*ckin’ beatings. The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man — and give some back."

^modern day Shakespeare

Tell your God to ready for blood.
 
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BBdK

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My #1 road rage trigger BY FAR is the jackass that gets caught being parked in the middle of an intersection when the light changes, thereby blocking cross traffic.

I don’t care how green the light is, if you can’t move all the way thru the intersection, then stay back and way for it to clear out before moving forward.

Aka Manhattan at *every* light.

Hooooonnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
 
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People still drive places?


How positively gauche.
This week, our CEO/board decided that our offices are now to be viewed as resource spaces, nobody is expected to show up there if they don’t need to, and set hours no longer exist. (Not just for pandemic mode, but indefinitely.)

We used to have “summer hours” where everybody would flex time off Friday afternoons in the summer. But that’s done now. “If you can’t figure out your own summer hours, shame on you.”

We did it! U!-S!-A!, U!-S!-A!, U!-S-A!

(I’ve still gotta protect my vehicle allowance somehow though, stay woke.)
 
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anthonys735

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40% unemployment....


....and now the median household income in the Commonwealth is up like 38%. Go Andy!!!!
-40% unemployment and growing. Worst in the country.
-60% LTC deaths which is 20 pts over average. Only a bit lower than the NE states that forced sick patients back into the facilities.
-openly criticized the only state around us that has handled this well TN 16% UE, top 10 testing, top ten lowest death per capita.
-Only state to shut down chiropractors
-shut down horse racing while it was booming, safe, and running in Florida/Arkansas/Nebraska.
-is one of the worst testing/per capita states in the coutry.
-slower than any neighboring state to issue industry guidance including f*cking Alabama.
-made a Midwest opening pact then I guess broke it.
-travel ban
-didn't start aggressively testing LTCs until Wednesday. As of last friday less than 10% were tested.

I honestly don't understand how anyone could defend that. The cute memes and tshirts wore off 8 weeks ago. We submarined our state over less deaths than we typically average for the period during the healthy at home order. We could've followed what we saw other states doing successfully and mitigated both. Has nothing to do with parties.

Sorry, I've tried to keep it in the other threads but I'm not letting people use a handful of idiots carrying ARs distract from the fact we've handled this about as poorly as we could've and it cost a lot of hard working people their livelihood.
 
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mashburned

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Don't forget he tried to ban church lmao, got smacked down, backtracked a couple times and looked like a complete fool.

Daniel Cameron was on Fox News talking about that today.

Of all the things a cookie cutter honky could do in KY, he tried to ban JESUS.
 

anthonys735

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IDGAF about church, tbh. I personally think they should remained closed as they provide little economic benefit compared to the risk they've proven to be. Pretty certain God will keep giving you a pass on this one.
 

cricket3

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My church averages right around 1000 people and has no plans of going back to in person worship on Sunday mornings any time soon. Just doing a small Sunday evening service.

With no Sunday School, no singing, no child care, and no congregating before or after the service you might as well be listening to a podcast.
 
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-40% unemployment and growing. Worst in the country.
-60% LTC deaths which is 20 pts over average. Only a bit lower than the NE states that forced sick patients back into the facilities.
-openly criticized the only state around us that has handled this well TN 16% UE, top 10 testing, top ten lowest death per capita.
-Only state to shut down chiropractors
-shut down horse racing while it was booming, safe, and running in Florida/Arkansas/Nebraska.
-is one of the worst testing/per capita states in the coutry.
-slower than any neighboring state to issue industry guidance including f*cking Alabama.
-made a Midwest opening pact then I guess broke it.
-travel ban
-didn't start aggressively testing LTCs until Wednesday. As of last friday less than 10% were tested.

I honestly don't understand how anyone could defend that. The cute memes and tshirts wore off 8 weeks ago. We submarined our state over less deaths than we typically average for the period during the healthy at home order. We could've followed what we saw other states doing successfully and mitigated both. Has nothing to do with parties.

Sorry, I've tried to keep it in the other threads but I'm not letting people use a handful of idiots carrying ARs distract from the fact we've handled this about as poorly as we could've and it cost a lot of hard working people their livelihood.


YAY! GO ANDY, GO!!
 
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Don't forget he tried to ban church
Just to be clear no one tried to "ban church" and that's the kind of overly dramatic hyperbole progressives are often accused of. Church was held all over the state by I assume all or almost all churches, encouraged by the governor, who participated in his church services as well.
 

Bonzo_Cat

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Apparently awaiting something stronger than chlorine and salt water to kill that pesky virus yet safe enough for humans. Good luck swimmer!
 

catlanta33

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If I had to describe Florida, it's basically Rogue's bravado/douchiness nose-rubbing with a splash of MERICA F YEAH! And admittedly, I have 100% gone from cautious, stay inside and be a good little person to society to f you, I'm going outside.

Actually got called back out to a senior care facility. My contact didn't even mention anything about the virus; just please come meet again so we can go over your quote. I had to chase down a maintenance guy, maintaining 6 feet of course, to ask if I need to do anything different.

Um, just go check in. Temp, 4 questions, no mask there, mask there and off you go. Walked past 6 or so old-timers no PPE. Sit down and first question is everyone safe and healthy. No cases. Happy as clams.

You guys can fight over masks, gloves, protests, grandma-killing or what-the-touch-ever but if Georgia and Florida are not both stacking up bodies left and right (they are not, I promise you) then I'm pretty sure the best thing you can do for yourself is to go the touch outside and be a normal human again and wash your hands.
 

catlanta33

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Should clarify, we did not take sick, old covid-positive people and put them next to all the other sick and old people. So, that probably helped us a little.
 
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BernieSadori

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I picture Candy Andy being the type of Governor that needs to be told what to do. Think the VP turned POTUS in the final season of Homeland.
 
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Don’t worry, he wears khakis and is blandly earnest.
In all seriousness, in modern politics, bland is extremely appealing to me. Maybe it's just me, but I find the style of politicians like Trump, Bevin, and Biden totally exhausting. I miss the days when George W was a wild MF' er for having a presumptuous victory press conference on an aircraft carrier one time. Even friggin' Pence who I abhor from a policy standpoint generally knows how to stand there and get through a press conference without being an ******* or talking like a toddler. I'd take 4 years of that right about now.

Whether it's governor or president or whatever, I've never understood why it's so hard to find somebody to quietly do their job, set the ******** meter on moderate to low, skim a little cream off the top for yourself but don't view every single moment you're in office as an unrepentant cash grab, don't say stupid ****** things and treat your opponents with human dignity... Simple. Retire a hero and watch them build statues of you.
 

tommyg4uk

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If I had to describe Florida, it's basically Rogue's bravado/douchiness nose-rubbing with a splash of MERICA F YEAH! And admittedly, I have 100% gone from cautious, stay inside and be a good little person to society to f you, I'm going outside.

Actually got called back out to a senior care facility. My contact didn't even mention anything about the virus; just please come meet again so we can go over your quote. I had to chase down a maintenance guy, maintaining 6 feet of course, to ask if I need to do anything different.

Um, just go check in. Temp, 4 questions, no mask there, mask there and off you go. Walked past 6 or so old-timers no PPE. Sit down and first question is everyone safe and healthy. No cases. Happy as clams.

You guys can fight over masks, gloves, protests, grandma-killing or what-the-touch-ever but if Georgia and Florida are not both stacking up bodies left and right (they are not, I promise you) then I'm pretty sure the best thing you can do for yourself is to go the touch outside and be a normal human again and wash your hands.

Was talking to Lee (ginger UT fan that came to the tailgate) earlier about the Jacksonville trip when we all got up. That one weird MFer that followed us to the bar from Subway, waxed Lee's hot cousin, was asked to leave Waffle House...hadn't thought about that trip in years.
 
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Ahnan E. Muss

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-Only state to shut down chiropractors
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I honestly don't understand how anyone could defend that. The cute memes and tshirts wore off 8 weeks ago. We submarined our state over less deaths than we typically average for the period during the healthy at home order. We could've followed what we saw other states doing successfully and mitigated both. Has nothing to do with parties.

Sorry, I've tried to keep it in the other threads but I'm not letting people use a handful of idiots carrying ARs distract from the fact we've handled this about as poorly as we could've and it cost a lot of hard working people their livelihood.

So you're saying he did one thing right.
 
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I mean, George Bush made the worst region of the world even worse and killed hundreds of thousands, but at least he didn’t spray tan himself and call people names!!

This is the honkiest take out there. White Wayne can’t even touch it
I'm not trying to get into it or anything. But this implies that it's one or the other. Ideally a politician would have policies that are ethically and economically good, and then also they would not be a bull in a china shop. And yeah, if I could choose one or the other it'll be to vote for policy unless they're so unhinged I can't trust that policy. Lately there've been too many politicians I don't think are checking either box.

W could mostly control himself and act like a human compared to a lot of our current choices. I'm saying I'm a fan of that quality. Doesn't make me a fan of him.
 
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bluthruandthru

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I'm not trying to get into it or anything. But this implies that it's one or the other. Ideally a politician would have policies that are ethically and economically good, and then also they would not be a bull in a china shop. And yeah, if I could choose one or the other it'll be to vote for policy unless they're so unhinged I can't trust that policy. Lately there've been too many politicians I don't think are checking either box.

W could mostly control himself and act like a human compared to a lot of our current choices. I'm saying I'm a fan of that quality. Doesn't make me a fan of him.
Nuance?

In GYERO?
[pfftt]
 

Ron Mehico

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I’ve been back at work 2 weeks now at, although a limited capacity, one that is controlled only by the general public and their demand and not politicians. Since I’ve been busy at work I’ve gone back to my regularlity of never paying attention to politics whatsoever, and with the last 2 pages of GYERO reading I am very thankful for that.

Can say with certainty the people of central OH are completely over this ****. The numbers seem low and general consensus is let’s move TF on. Really is almost surreal what the last 2 months have been like but I’m hopeful there seems to be some form of normalcy on the horizon. Me and my wife already booked a “staycation” next weekend where we’re going to a new downtown spot and staying in a hotel. Can’t freakin wait to get out of the damn house for a night.
 
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anthonys735

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Stole this image from some HS twitter. That helmet is pure sex.

 

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My mind is getting foggy on some Old Fo 1920, I'm looking at some PPs for Churchill, talking myself into 10-wins for the football cats, and watching a YouTube of Richie Farmer standing center court of Rupp gushing about his love for Cawood Ledford on Senior Night with a raucous crowd.

Lord if we don't live in the the most perfect place on Earth.

I am all-in, GYERO.
 
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The-Hack

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but I find the style of politicians like Trump, Bevin, and Biden totally exhausting. I miss the days when George W was a wild MF' er for having a presumptuous victory press conference on an aircraft carrier one time. Even friggin' Pence who I abhor from a policy standpoint generally knows how to stand there and get through a press conference without being an ******* or talking like a toddler. I'd take 4 years of that right about now.

Yep!

The only reason “loose-lip Biden” has a shot is he’s got an opponent with the same disability!

I could use 8 years of “Silent Cal” (Cooledge, not Calipari, for God’s sake).
 
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