I'd advise just going out for dinner and drinks in Portugal instead... check the score a couple times maybe... But I wouldnt let that particular game become part of your itinerary.
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"Anyone know how I can watch UK v. UF while on vacation?" = "Anyone know how I can get punched in the dick while on vacation?"
I remember staying up late in Italy to stream the opening football game where Drew Barker lit up the first half...Turned it off, didn’t wanna be tired to see David and the other masterpieces in the museums...woke up to find out we’d lost.
UK football.
UK football.
^ Traveling with the in-laws and my folks at the same time. Getting punched in the dick would, in all likelihood, be a welcomed distraction.
Worst kick in the dick I've had on a surprise UK football loss was when I was at a Halloween party when we were playing Missippi St. in an important game. This was prestreaming everything, and one of the guys there told me we won.
Anyway, I get up the next morning ready to soak in a nice win on the DVR. I watched the entire game waiting for us to pull ahead or win at the last second; but, nope, we lost. I just sat and stared at the TV screen for like 10 minutes.
It truly is amazing just how many ways UK football can f*ck with you.
I am headed to Gainesville next week with my dad and fully expect to be kicked in the dick. At least we are spending the weekend in Gainesville!
Go Cats!
Go Cats!
As the orange cast of the Kentucky Fall sunset pours over the rich bluegrass like spilled milk on a kitchen counter, the tension builds up.
Damn, he's the most insufferable nepotist since Rob73.
I don’t remember any game where Drew Barker “lit it up.”
He was 11-for-19 for 287 yards and 4 touchdowns and no interceptions.
Pretty sure that constitutes "lighting it up in the first half."
Pretty sure that constitutes "lighting it up in the first half."
Women's basketball is terrible.
First half of the 2016 Southern Miss game. Barker would have put up more if the plays worked iirc.
Our "bend to a degree that would cripple a Romanian contortionist but don't break" defense struggled in the second half, I believe.
Something about Shannon Dawson knowing all our plays and Stoops not changing the signals...
Women's basketball is missing an opportunity, at least until the novelty wears off. Would you rather watch two WNBA teams play one another or might some people watch one of these imaginary contests being described?
Lose to the NAIA team? Let's roll out the local high school team. Lose that? Hey, here's a U12 travel team!
Lose to the NAIA team? Let's roll out the local high school team. Lose that? Hey, here's a U12 travel team!
Only thing more terrible is the fans that say any of those teams could beat any pick up men’s team
"It's the WNBA All-Stars vs. Morton Middle School on ESPN News!"
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I cannot wait to see how we f this season up.
I think we'll lose one game because Touchdown Terry accidentally runs into the wrong end zone.
I am full of optimism about this team. Should be our best group of talent in the Stoops era. Problem remains Stoops is a terrible game manager and I root for an SEC football team where this actually happened.
“There are 900,000 Division 1 athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports.....”
I heard from a very reliable source that Warren Central's F/JV team would routinely scrimmage the LADY Hilltoppers of WKU and beat them 10-15 points every time.
What kind of jackass high school coach makes his team scrimmage a bunch of chicks?
Idiot.
Idiot.
Do we know if he ever went to Law School?
@coachzachsmith is going nuts on twitter...
@coachzachsmith is going nuts on twitter...
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One that won a state championship and went on to assist at WKU. That was the connection.
Biggest mistake in Kentucky Football history.
I dunno man maybe if we had spring for a reasonable sedan, nothing flashy but something significant, for Bear Bryant who knows?
Bear Bryant played football for Alabama. He was going to go back to Alabama eventually.
When asked why he came to Alabama, he replied "Momma called. And when Momma calls, you just have to come runnin'."
When asked why he came to Alabama, he replied "Momma called. And when Momma calls, you just have to come runnin'."
I believe that quote is abbreviated from the original which was:
"Momma called, and when momma calls you have to come runnin, and I told momma how ridiculous Barnhart was with his ******** podcast and a goofy face, and my God those tailgate shacks were a joke"
"Momma called, and when momma calls you have to come runnin, and I told momma how ridiculous Barnhart was with his ******** podcast and a goofy face, and my God those tailgate shacks were a joke"
-dont think he did. I know he works as a manager at a staffing service now.
-Its a different game. Males are bigger/stronger/faster. No reason to compare the two. Enjoy watching UK women(im a tribal ************)...and i will watch other womens games with my girl because im a good father.
It's about $300 too much.
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