The FiL song was

. Professionally produced with background vocals and all. Stud had everyone in the entire place misty eyed.
- Definitely had BBdK choked up.
That really was a special moment. Don't know how Alex wasn't just bawling in a puddle on the ground.
- Anth, your anti-Cincy act is getting played out. You might want to hit up your gimmick coach.
- What a fantastic time. Great show, wcc.
Of course, I was watching a closed door for most of the wedding itself, but hey, that was partially my fault. Hi Marge.
The reception was an absolute blast. Good seeing everyone. Gotta admit, Anth looked hot.
Our little buddy Chad seemed downright giddy. My man did well for himself. I've never, ever seen him less grumpy.
- Speaking of doing well for themselves, holy **** PTI. You've outdone yourself.
B$, WS, Mrs. Bellydancer, Mrs. BBdK and the future Mrs. Boat were stunning as well. Way too good for their husbands.
- We all know my own Marge is way too good for me, and I was ready for a night of pure heat. Hotel room. No kids. Drunk.
The perfect recipe for her to... pass out in the uber on the way back to the hotel.
- If you like IPAs, the beer was fantastic.
Truth is legit. If you were looking to suck down a couple dozen domestos and burp into your wifebeater, you should've stuck to the bourbon, wine or champagne.
- Touch Houston. Touch Golden State. Go Cavs, I guess.
- Chaperoning a bus full of 1st graders at the zoo tomorrow. Yay!
Would a flask be frowned upon by other parents or understood?