I change the channel every time it comes on. I can't have her thinking I'm a weak *** *****, even if it's true.
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I do like the KFB commercial where the agent wakes up at 10:00, masturbates at home, flips the TV on in his office, and then leaves around 2:00 to play golf.
What kind of crackhead idiot ***** tells their six year old that he's not getting presents for Christmas anymore because Santa became a quadriplegic?
Maybe it's because I was the fourth girl and he was over it, but my father had had zero patience for me (or anyone) crying over stupid **** (not that it stopped me from doing it).
Don’t get me wrong, the man is nothing close to a hard-***. It still surprises me when I find out people in the same age/socioeconomic group were spanked by their parents as children (happened to my oldest sister once, he didn’t have the heart to do it ever again).
I’m pretty sure the proudest he’s ever been of me was at softball practice as 7/8 year old. Took a line drive to the knee. He picked me up and carried me to a blanket and after a minute of sitting there, I got up and walked it off. That was also pretty much the peak of my softball career.
Don’t get me wrong, the man is nothing close to a hard-***. It still surprises me when I find out people in the same age/socioeconomic group were spanked by their parents as children (happened to my oldest sister once, he didn’t have the heart to do it ever again).
I’m pretty sure the proudest he’s ever been of me was at softball practice as 7/8 year old. Took a line drive to the knee. He picked me up and carried me to a blanket and after a minute of sitting there, I got up and walked it off. That was also pretty much the peak of my softball career.
Newport might be a little too gritty for me nowadays. #smuglife
It appears that Travelers commecial makes Chase cry but likely makes Pete Rose really horny.
Pete Rose accused of statutory rape in court document
https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...used-statutory-rape-court-document/524971001/
Pete Rose accused of statutory rape in court document
https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...used-statutory-rape-court-document/524971001/
I washed my hands of Pete Rose years ago, like all smartfans.
UCL, if you're still looking NASA is hiring a planetary protection officer with a salary of up to $187,000. The job was created after the signing of the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. Planetary protection officers are tasked with making sure humans don't contaminate planets, moons, and other objects in space.They're also supposed to help prevent any alien microbes from spreading to Earth.
She at least raised me better than to create a ****** pun of a book and make that my "DJ" name, thus allowing me to play "Party Rock" 10 times a game in the basketball section bobbing my head like I created that piece of **** and am proud of it.
Do they have anything for "Director of NASA Baseball Operations"?
Had my first Farm-to-Table Organic Popsicle today ($3). Found it to be a fair deal, and pretty dope actually; went w/ the 'Pineapple Whip'.
Proudest moments of my dad...Hmm. There's the obvious graduations from med school, residency, fellowship...but he had a particular glean when I finished OTS. And of course coming home from war too.
Pretty standard father son stuff I guess.
Then there is my friend Anth. The only time I've ever impressed him was when I told him where I got my jeans tailored.
Pretty standard father son stuff I guess.
Then there is my friend Anth. The only time I've ever impressed him was when I told him where I got my jeans tailored.
My Book has the following Props on Steph Curry playing the Web.com event.
Lowest Score 78.5
Highest Score 82.5
Total Birdies/Better for Tournament 3.5
Total Bogeys/Worse 11.5
He's stated his goal is to make the cut (which was -3 last year). Admire the ambition, but he has a zero percent chance of doing that. Anyone's book have that bet available?
The difference between a scratch golfer and a pro on that level is about the same as a scratch golfer and a 10 handicap.
Then again, Stephen Jaeger (who KSR's Fleener now caddies for on the PGA Tour) shot 58-65-64-63 (-30) which is the lowest aggregate score in the history of *any* professional tour. As good as those guys are, that course (or how it's set up for that event) can't be much.
Lowest Score 78.5
Highest Score 82.5
Total Birdies/Better for Tournament 3.5
Total Bogeys/Worse 11.5
He's stated his goal is to make the cut (which was -3 last year). Admire the ambition, but he has a zero percent chance of doing that. Anyone's book have that bet available?
The difference between a scratch golfer and a pro on that level is about the same as a scratch golfer and a 10 handicap.
Then again, Stephen Jaeger (who KSR's Fleener now caddies for on the PGA Tour) shot 58-65-64-63 (-30) which is the lowest aggregate score in the history of *any* professional tour. As good as those guys are, that course (or how it's set up for that event) can't be much.
I know you're new around here, but if there's one thing UCL has always been pretty open about in GYERO it's been his staunch opposition to the Outer Space Treaty of 1967. Please delete this post before he sees it and gets all riled up again.
Swimmer, write him a prescription for oxys so we can move on. Thanks.
This one seems like a pretty decent bet since you don't have to play good golf to make 4 birdies in 36 holes. But I'd also bet he doesn't break 80 at least 1 day.
I'd bet a $1,000.00 he doesn't make the cut.
so do ukswimmer and warren peace know each other or what
No, but apparently I'm the only one who thinks his mom is a masochist for telling a 6 year old that Santa broke his neck. I'll admit that '*****' was strong, but GYERO gives ukswimmer's mom pass?
Yes. I was very traumatized by the event. For about 5 seconds.
******* millennials.
******* millennials.
Personally, I think his mom sounds pretty cool.
My mom would have said he got lost trying to find reindeer food or some ****.
My mom would have said he got lost trying to find reindeer food or some ****.
I for one wouldn't mind an update on Swimmer's parents' crazy houseguest that gave them a fur coat, Willy's stalker, or Clark's old roommate that got catfished. And maybe it was Swimmer's neighbor that left a dead fish on his porch or something? Tommy's devil neighbor that ate some dude or something?
I could be misremembering some/all of that, but updates on crazy people are always welcome.
I could be misremembering some/all of that, but updates on crazy people are always welcome.
Never underestimate the primal need to make your kid STFU for 5 seconds. She gets a pass from me.
This Neymar deal is absolutely crazy. PSG has agreed to pay Barcelona 200 million in full to release him then Neymar will make approximately 30 mil a year after taxes. Oh yeah, his dad I guess is his agent and will make approximately 40 million. All for one soccer player.
I believe Neymar has made the decision not to worry with taxes
You guys make good points. I stand corrected. Never let it be said that Warren Peace can't admit when he made a mistake.
He married a seemingly normal gal that he met off the same dating website (match.com) where he met the gal who catfished him. He was a Canadian that needed to get married or go home- so he kept risking it all on internet dates.
If not for Herrrrm and a buddy that worked for Verizon, we never wouldve found out that girls actual identity. Filing a police report when that broad kept harassing my roommate and threatening to burn our house down was probably the most bizarre thing ive ever done. And the look on the officers face when we showed him her real picture... yuck...
I thought it was some sort of baked good. Which is way less menacing but way more confusing.
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