GYERO ARCHIVE

[MaxPowerrr]

Article on super rich doomsday preppers.

Kinda misses the obvious problem with all of this:

*apocalypse happens*

Super Rich Tech Nerd: "Whew, glad I thought ahead and bought this old missle silo and turned into a survival fortress complete with armed guards to protect me and my hot wife and kids. Now to enter and live a life of luxury..."

Guard in Picture: "lol nope" *takes silo, hot wife, probably kids, Super Rich Tech Nerd left to forage*

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

So England tried to nuke Florida or something? Sounds like someone is still feeling froggy about the War of 1812.

 

[anthonys735]

I absolutely think Cal has told him to avoid contact. He won't even try to contest a breakaway.

 

[PuffyNips]

What Judd said about Ivanka was totally disgusting and dispicable.

It was just locker room talk, dude.

 

[TheShowKiller]

Geese just ruined De'Aaron Fox for me, please no one ask him about Monk...still kind of think that guy is awesome.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Sat next to Rob Ryan at lunch today. That man is a fat disgusting mess.

On the pregame show Saturday, King Rex was talking about going to the Palumbos for their joint birthday. He said something like "Jennifer is great, but Joey P is extremely overrated as a person." :joy:

I'll partially take back my stance on Twitter stalking JNime and AJudd. Richie has free reign, imo. His hatred is original and hysterical. The rest of you, clear out and like rich do his thing.

Finished the year #2 in the company, out of about 50. All that drinking and womanizing really helped.

I'm not sure we have any really good defenders on the team. Maybe Hawkins??

 

[anthonys735]

Geese just ruined De'Aaron Fox for me, please no one ask him about Monk...still kind of think that guy is awesome.

Geese and MCF are one in the same negative, long winded, miserable fans. MCF would've put down SKJ a month ago(one month into his college career) if he had his say. SKVargas if IIRC.

How many true freshman have been lock down defenders out on the point?

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Well, in their defense, Fox is completely terrible. Hate that guy.

 

[anthonys735]

Geese just ruined De'Aaron Fox for me, please no one ask him about Monk...still kind of think that guy is awesome.

Your bestie for life has already done this with Monk. Sorry.

Our freshman are pretty much terrible, thanks to cute Calipari haters.

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

Tough few days for wcc. First, the inauguration. Then, Richie puts him over his knee and spanks him. Now, to top it all off, Rudy has become a Mormon.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

See. Football *does* cause brain damage.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

-Losing last year at UT is helping those concerns and this team really hasn't shown the mental lapses last years did. What weird loss. I left the office with a 20 point lead and by the time I got home we were down to just a couple points. Probably cost a seeding line.

Ahh, yes. I can still hear it in my head...


Folks, that's number 4 on Lee and Thompson Bowling is about to implode as the Vols just took their first lead with the And One. Cats are clearly in a danger zone, partner.

*camera zooms in on Lee who looks like he just smelled his own fart. camera then zooms in on floppy bang ******* in a camo jacket shaking the **** out of his orange & white Pom Pom. commercial break*

:chairshot:

 

[Mattox]

[laughing]

 

[Wrong]

partner.

Can hear ole orange Brad's voice as I read this.

 

[BKH34]

Cats are clearly in a danger zone, partner.

[laughing]

I need to start working "in a danger zone, partner" into my color commentary since I'm running out of games.

camera then zooms in on floppy bang *******

[roll]

Every time. So good.

Richie recurring posts, ranked:

1. Hen life
2. Super Tuesday on the road
3. Isaac Humphries cannot basketball

Am I missing more? I have to be, right?

 

[Geese Feeder]

Grief.

Fox isn't a good on-the-ball defender. What's so hard about that? I've said before he's the most important player on our team and makes us go. He's a wonderful finisher and changes speeds as well as anyone I've ever seen in CBB.

But you guys start bitching in-game redass about our weakass D should look at the point of attack for the gaps. That's all I'm saying. Swear.

 

[wcc31]

Tough few days for wcc. First, the inauguration. Then, Richie puts him over his knee and spanks him. Now, to top it all off, Rudy has become a Mormon.

Well known to us Irish fans that Rudy is a self absorbed a-hole. The Mormans can have him.

 

[anthonys735]

Grief.

Fox isn't a good on-the-ball defender. What's so hard about that? I've said before he's the most important player on our team and makes us go. He's a wonderful finisher and changes speeds as well as anyone I've ever seen in CBB.

But you guys start bitching in-game redass about our weakass D should look at the point of attack for the gaps. That's all I'm saying. Swear.

Calling his mother a ***** was over the line, josh.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

"Floppy bang *******" is about as good a summation of SEC fans as you're going to find.

 

[wcc31]

SEC Basketball Fan looks as confused and out-of-place as Willy at a minor league soccer match.

 

[anthonys735]

Talk about hussies and marching. Sloot has gotten all empowered. While cleaning out the basement she found my fog machine from back in the single days and is trying to throw it out. FALSE. That sucker is staying, nasty woman.

 

[PuffyNips]

SEC Basketball Fan looks as confused and out-of-place as Willy at a minor league soccer match.

Confused? Sometimes. Out of place?Hell no. They have the best beer selection of any local sports franchise.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

In the poker game of life, women are the rake. They are the f'ing rake.

 

[PuffyNips]

Talk about hussies and marching. Sloot has gotten all empowered. While cleaning out the basement she found my fog machine from back in the single days and is trying to throw it out. FALSE. That sucker is staying, nasty woman.

No, Jaime. That is not ok.

 

[wcc31]

Shaping up to be a good crew down in Lexington this weekend.

 

[anthonys735]

Much better than the chin strap.. but :joy::joy::joy:

 

[wcc31]

Dude's looking good.

 

[Wrong]

Did _Chase_ turn gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)? Because that hairstyle looks like a gay guy's hairstyle.

 

[Mattox]

That's the "Robby" from the last season of The Bachelorette.

 

[anthonys735]

He does look very sexy.

 

[_Chase_]

I am gay now, yes.

 

[wcc31]

I am gay now, yes.

Just curious- what went into that decision?

 

[_Chase_]

Can you put gifs on billboards? If so, I'll probably put that pic up there with ambulances swirling around my head like stars in a cartoon.

 

[Wodie sloot]

Chase, I think you look very nice in your billboard pic.

 

[_Chase_]

Thanks Sloot, you are much nicer than your husband.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

10 years later, and I finally now see why that hot piece of *** married you, Chase.

 

[TheShowKiller]

Don't be nice to Chase.

 

[_Chase_]

I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, PTI. Made me tear up.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Chase... You should've placed your old twitter handle for the billboard pic.

 

[PuffyNips]