GYERO ARCHIVE

[UKwizard]

Some guy named Jones in Cali just got high lol

 

[drxman1]

When is weed gonna see the ballot in Ky? It's pretty stupid not to at least have the medical anyway.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

So where all is marijuana legal now, this 9th day of November, 2016?

 

[drxman1]

So where all is marijuana legal now, this 9th day of November, 2016?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/09/health/marijuana-legalization-election-results/index.html

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

When is weed gonna see the ballot in Ky? It's pretty stupid not to at least have the medical anyway.

Learn Bible Belt

 

[Geese Feeder]

Still have no clue what he's trying to argue.. Still confused.

I don't think even he knows.

But his quips sure are cute!!

 

[catlanta33]

Pretty remarkable that in less than 12 hours after the election, minorities on I-4 were already driving better and my IRA doubled!

#TeamTrump

 

[cricket3]

You don't have to actually watch it but Pete Davidson says Hillary losing is the the worst thing to ever happen to him.

Pete Davidson is the guy from SNL who's dad died in the WTC.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Hyperbole, fear-mongering, and irony sure do seem to be last night's biggest winners so far.

 

[UKwizard]

I had no clue who that was so I looked him up. So his dad was a firefighter who bravely was ascending the World Trade Center when it collapsed and he has Crohn's disease but his girl Hillary losing is the worst thing that has ever happened to him?

 

[Hank Camacho]

Gingrich, Christie, and Guiliani really played this well. They went from out-of-touch has-beens to (likely) getting prime cabinet spots just for sticking by The Donald when he was too toxic for mainstream republicans.

Christie has to get Secretary of Transportation, right?

 

[mashburned]

My fur baby wouldn't even leave her crate this morning. She was devastated. Told me "daddy will they deport me because I'm furry" and I had no words for her, just tears. We cried and licked our buttholes until I finally convinced her to go to Starbucks for venti skinny mochalatta.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

So apparently neither Trump nor Clinton came within a million of Mitt Romney's 2012 vote total.

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

It's easy to forget just how out of touch and weird celebrities and entertainers are. Thanks for reminding us, Pete.

His father died in 9/11 and yet the worst thing that ever happened to him is that somebody he's never met lost an election?

Good Lord people are stupid. And awful.

 

[legalbeagle123]

Keep thinking about how badly Kasich or Rubio would have destroyed Hillary.

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

OMG I CAN'T WAIT THIS IS BIGGER THAN THE ELECTION!

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Fur baby? Really, Mashburned??

You've got a rotweiler. It's an outside dog in your inner city home. And it wears a collar with metal studs. Quit bs'ing us. Not gonna play here, hoss.

 

[anthonys735]

So apparently neither Trump nor Clinton came within a million of Mitt Romney's 2012 vote total.

Media told everyone it was over and Clinton was winning. They stayed home.

Amazing how the narrative on the parties almost flipped. This whole thing is pretty awesome when you sit back and think. This guy isn't a Republican at all. In fact likely more Democrat than Hils if we're being honest. He's a reality TV star. Brutal businessman. And he just waxed Clinton by swiping PA, MI and WI. Completely unbelievable. I am enjoying the tears though.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

It rained in Detroit. Kept the vote home.

 

[wcc31]

Ellen was dope.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

I thought's Pete's dad dying during 9/11 is his whole schtick? Like, he enjoys bringing it up and using it jokes/roasts.

I suppose it's probably part of that ironic catharses that Millennials are so fond of.

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

 

[legalbeagle123]

Per FB loon, last night was America's Krystallnacht and we elected a criminal.

Funny for both its absurdity and uncanny ability to gloss over the countless felonies committed by the Clinton Crime Family.

 

[mashburned]

My fur baby's feet are cleaned before she steps inside. She smells like lavender and has two beds. She is uncertain about her future, and scared of ruthless white people like you.

 

[anthonys735]

Ellen was dope.

That's a stretch

 

[cawoodsct]

Cannot wait until Cal and company are meeting with President Trump this summer.[smoke]

 

[neilborders]

The GOP nominated the guy who could fill up arenas. The DNC, on the other hand, told their guy that was filling up arenas/stadiums to go **** in his hat and nominated the most hated politician of all time.

 

[cawoodsct]

First part of Palumbo's Cal/Ellen interview sucked donkeys. TS. Surely it gets better.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

First part of Palumbo's Cal/Ellen interview sucked donkeys. TS. Surely it gets better.

Haven't watched but lol nope

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Keep thinking about how badly Kasich or Rubio would have destroyed Hillary.

Serious? Going to finish 306-232 in the EC including flips of PA MI WI.....you really think those two outperform that?

 

[BBdK]

You don't have to actually watch it

Shew, thanks Cricket. Was worried there for a second, appreciate the latitude.

 

[neilborders]

Well, I'll put my "Facebook overreaction post" up against anybody else's...

Dude I went to law school with who has since transitioned to a female posted a video calling his grandma the C word and wishing death upon her because she voted Trump. He then proceeded to burn pictures of her and letters she'd sent him/her. This was apparently the only member of his entire family that maintained communication with him after he became a girl.

I mean, his grandmother.

 

[wildcatadam6]

Well, I'll put my "Facebook overreaction post" up against anybody else's...

Dude I went to law school with who has since transitioned to a female posted a video calling his grandma the C word and wishing death upon her because she voted Trump. He then proceeded to burn pictures of her and letters she'd sent him/her. This was apparently the only member of his entire family that maintained communication with him after he became a girl.

I mean, his grandmother.

Wow. That's pretty bad.

 

[legalbeagle123]

Serious? Going to finish 306-232 in the EC including flips of PA MI WI.....you really think those two outperform that?

I go back and forth on it. The number of people voting against Hillary was huge, so that makes me think a more conventional candidate could have done even better, but then again conventional might not have energized the base either.

 

[joeyrupption]

This second wave of FB posts about normal everyday idiots resolving to transform themselves into community organizer hellstorms provides for a pleasant denouement of social media hilarity, IMO.

 

[tallkat70]

I think you win Norm

 

[drxman1]

Jesus Norm. Yeah that's the worst I've heard.

The facebook fights that erupt between people that don't even know each other is one of my personal hatboggins.

Colin Kaepernick not voting, but taking a knee to raise awareness all season. OK

 

[Hank Camacho]

Well, I'll put my "Facebook overreaction post" up against anybody else's...

Dude I went to law school with who has since transitioned to a female posted a video calling his grandma the C word and wishing death upon her because she voted Trump. He then proceeded to burn pictures of her and letters she'd sent him/her. This was apparently the only member of his entire family that maintained communication with him after he became a girl.

I mean, his grandmother.

It shames me but I want to see this.

Good Lord.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

This second wave of FB posts about normal everyday idiots resolving to transform themselves into community organizer hellstorms provides for a pleasant denouement of social media hilarity, IMO.

Those people are going to take some hard looks in the mirror when those posts pop back up in a year on their memory thing

 

[cawoodsct]

At Alabama coach Nick Saban’s press conference this afternoon, a reporter asked him for his thoughts on the election and whether or not Saban thought coaches should avoid talking politics in public. “To be honest with you,” Saban lied, “I didn’t even know yesterday was election day. We’re focused on other things here.”