GYERO ARCHIVE

[mashburned]

Mitch has a milk attack while parading around the tailgates and latches on to some lactating ladies titty in a very unbecoming display of utter milk toast madness.

 

[Wodie sloot]

Wednesday Deep Randoms:
- My favorite app is "HiFutureSelf" which is essentially an app to schedule texts to yourself. I use it daily for reminders.

- [thumb2] I've really come around on weddings of late.

I downloaded the app and will let you know my reviews. I am always in need of something to remind me of ****. I really can't remember anything anymore.

So when are you proposing, rook? I couldn't figure out how to delete the pic from the quote. You fellas look nice.

So that's where your grandmother's patio couch ended up.

Nice.

It's a Kate Spade dress, PTI.

Kind of hard to be against the off-white dinner jacket after that picture. I mean this in the most hetero way possible, but what a stud. imp:

I'm on team "off-white dinner jacket looks like a waiter". And SAE, I'm sorry to post at you about that. You are still a handsome young-ish man.

Plus you're a dude.

Who were some other Paddock ladies?
MarryMeMeeks
PCC
BlueBubbles
LadyStarSista
That one chick who was a cheerleader, but definitely a base.

Mrs. Bellydancer reads all the time. I see you guys added Jenica Rustomleum and B$. B$ reads everyday. I'm pretty sure most of the rest of the GYERO hens/wives/girlfriends/ex-girlfriends read too. Oh and let's not forget Superlurker who has never ever posted.

 

[Wodie sloot]

And Debra Bean reads too.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

And Debra Bean reads too.

Hi Deb!

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Kate Spade, lol.

Basic *****. Per ****** and stuck up broads all over.

 

[mashburned]

Does Mrs. Palumbo read this? She's a doll.

 

[Wodie sloot]

I like Kate Spade and I don't care what those people think. My royal blue Kate Spade watch was just delivered from Rue La La.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Pretty sure Kristen Pflum has alerts set up for Chief's posts.

 

[Wrong]

Does Mrs. Palumbo read this? She's a doll.

SAE loves her

 

[wcc31]

Who was the dude who showed up to a single tailgate after party in the Purple Lot...with a solid 9/10 at his side?

That was me- it happened multiple times so you'll have to narrow it down.

 

[Midway Cat]

What about 08?

I guess her pilot beau finally came in for a landing? lol

 

[wcc31]

08 jumped on that Xavier bandwagon and stopped posting here. Disappointing.

 

[CatManDoo_rivals376463]

08?

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

08 was dead to me when she got rid of the Airwolf avatar.

 

[tommyg4uk]

08 was smoke (no Chicago BBQ).

 

[ukalum01]

I find it best to tell the lass I "settled" for her every so often. Power play.

 

[SAECATFAN]

-I'm sure Palumbo is a benevolent UK socialite in person but her internet persona nauseates me.

-I couldn't have a better endorsement of the off-white dinner jacket than gyero hating it. TS.

Tommy, Anth, & Mashburned would look like waiters in the jacket, but I sure as **** don't.

 

[MattJones]

Man did y'all hear MJ try to act like e doesn't know what those new tailgate trailer thingies are. He needs to put down the milk toast, imo. I know you see this Matt. Get real.

I honestly don't know much about them...they may be awesome but I haven't really kept up since I don't really get to tailgate anymore.

But I have been on the road so long this summer that I am starting to go insane (on night 3 here in Pikeville)

 

[tommyg4uk]

Tommy, Anth, & Mashburned would look like waiters in the jacket, but I sure as **** don't.

Pretty racist IMO. The two guineas and the moolie of GYERO.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Folksy racist, though. Thought we were okay with that.

I mean, we were all born in the 20th century last I checked.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

The fact that the South Side Mall still exists is amazing to me.

 

[anthonys735]

Who was the dude who showed up to a single tailgate after party in the Purple Lot...with a solid 9/10 at his side? That was 10 years ago so she is probably fat but at the time she seemed dope...though I was definitely drunk.

This may or may not have happened, but I think it did...maybe. Anth?

If you're talking about a cold tailgate and the chick bundled up like an Eskimo. My cousin. She is still dope and has a twin. He's marrying a different chick though.

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

pasimp?

 

[anthonys735]

-I'm sure Palumbo is a benevolent UK socialite in person but her internet persona nauseates me.

She's the same. Momma Schem about put them both on the curb after we graciously gave them a lift home in a Dallas ice storm and they acted like drunk prima donnas.

 

[Mattox]

She strikes me as someone who thinks she's still as hot now as she was 20 years ago when even then she wasn't quite as attractive as she believed herself to be.

 

[wcc31]

No idea who this Palumbo you're talking about is.

 

[wcc31]

Lucille Bluth- Top 5 TV character of all-time? Top 10?

 

[anthonys735]

Top 2 on that show, whould have to think about top 10.

Ricky is my number 1. No doubter.

 

[Mattox]

Looks like Noah missed a few payments.

 

[BBdK]

White tie on blue shirt w/ bald head and blue eyes is dope AF. :fire:

Love white shorts, too. Only get about 2-3 wears out of each b/c BBdK, bourbon, antics, etc. High maintence item/color for this fella, but worth it.

 

[ukalum01]

Lucille Bluth- Top 5 TV character of all-time? Top 10?

Plays a very similar character on Archer.

 

[_Chase_]

I'm assuming BBdK will be buried in his white tie. Seems appropriate, no matter what age he goes.

 

[Wodie sloot]

BBdK, how many white ties have you purchased over the years?

 

[_Chase_]

BBdK, how many white ties have you purchased over the years?

I believe the answer is all of them.

 

[IsRichieGonnaStart]

Willy....Photoshop 73's F550 or whatever hauling a Shame Shack with Toots Palumbo inside out onto Cooper after we lose to S Carolina at home.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

That is a very specific request.

 

[BBdK]

However many times you've seen me in one, multiply that by .8

Double digits, easily.

Fly as F. #FaF

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

Willy....Photoshop 73's F550 or whatever hauling a Shame Shack with Toots Palumbo inside out onto Cooper after we lose to S Carolina at home.

:joy::joy::joy:

No need. This description is enough.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

-I couldn't have a better endorsement of the off-white dinner jacket than gyero hating it. TS.

Actually, Chad "I need some Oakleys" endorsed it. And in that pic, I couldn't decide on waiter jokes or valet jokes, since you were standing outside, but I was definitely planning on tipping you.