Century Cat's gem on Page 14:
Even though my UNC hatred is pathological and well-documented, I never really got all the UKO hate until his last couple years around here.
The fact that he turned out to be a falsely-accusing, arrogant-without-reason, morally bankrupt, wife-and-daughter-cheating, hypocritical, *****-banging, miserable, adultering, rabble-rousing, pot-stirring, tale-telling, high-and-mighty-self-professed-as-smart-though-middle-aged-cubicle-dwelling, gold-chained, chest-haired, creepy-stalking, homoerotic, balding, jort-sporting, mustachioed, goatee-penis-substituting, snobby-without-reason, pole-smoking, cleveland-steaming, blumpkin-giving, Birmingham-booty-call-receiving, waist-dwelling, hairy-male-***-embracing, deep-throating, Roman-helmet-wearing, Cincinnati-bowtie-sporting, prostate-massaging, stump-sucking, helmet-licking, shaft-tongueing, vein-tracing, expense-report-fudging, REO Speedwagon-and-Styx-loving, dying-to-be-accepted-where-unwanted, miserable Dean Smith-sucking, Phil-Ford-excuse-making, Makhtar-Ndiaye-lying-racist-remark-apologizing, spit-lying, Helms-claiming, student-ejecting, poorly-educated-but-faux elitist, four-flushing, seed-swallowing, pearly-starfished, poor-golfing, sawed-off, 5'3", half-pint of an envious, wannabe POS, miserable, patriotic, miserable, Obamunist, stodgy, close-minded, outdated, irrelevant, false-faced, selective-suck-up, favor-currying, tab-stiffing, miserable,TCP-wannabe-ing, POS; was a bit of a surprise. But he did, so GTFO and StayTFO Forever. And if any of what I said is untrue, you can find me without much trouble. Just march your 5'5" / 170 pounds of fearsome, bearded genius over here any time. But bring your own shovel. Dbag.