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“I don’t feel like I left UK; I feel like UK left me,” he said. “For me, going to the games was about ‘the day,’ the full experience. And they ruined ‘the day’ for me.”
"Malinda D. Burton and her husband, Daniel, attend UK football games with some of their children and grandchildren. The family has eight season tickets together.
Until last year, “we had a nice family in front of us and a nice family on the row behind us. There was no drinking going on around us,” Malinda Burton said.
After the ticket reallocation, “we had to move and we now have to sit behind several men who are loud, rude, obnoxious and vulgar,” she said. “Our grandkids who come to the games most often are 9 and 5. We don’t want them to have to sit around that stuff.”
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Until last year, “we had a nice family in front of us and a nice family on the row behind us. There was no drinking going on around us,” Malinda Burton said.
After the ticket reallocation, “we had to move and we now have to sit behind several men who are loud, rude, obnoxious and vulgar,” she said. “Our grandkids who come to the games most often are 9 and 5. We don’t want them to have to sit around that stuff.”
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Guarantee Malinda's grandkids think this is a drastic improvement.
Also, Malinda's grandkids need to be around people who are loud, drunk, obnoxious, and vulgar every once in a while. You can tell.
Also, Malinda's grandkids need to be around people who are loud, drunk, obnoxious, and vulgar every once in a while. You can tell.
You guys need to keep pushing. The award for the most scorned UK Football hater is very tight. Simply not renewing your tickets isn't going to get it done this year.
SMH. Reminds me of when sports journalist on social media try to be the most offended.
SMH. Reminds me of when sports journalist on social media try to be the most offended.
-Not sure but SAE is going to be tough to beat. I'll start keeping a Scorned FB Fan leaderboard updated. Let's just keep hearing how each of you has been wronged the most by UKFB.
-Awesome time at The Memorial. Had no idea it was that kind of party. Infield type feel to several places on the course. Corporate house parties lining the place. Pretty outrageous. The house party we attended you could hear from a full hole over. It included a couple thousand people, fully catered, bars everywhere, bands, zoo animals. We were like. "where the f*ck are we?" Props to ABH for securing that.
Course is amazing. Was a much different experience than Valhalla because you could get so much closer to the golfers.
Bogey Inn, we all thought this was going to a cool little old school bar with a patio. Chill evening. LOL, get out of the car and there is a full on Panama City Beach Spring Break style rager at 6:30p. Place had to be the most intoxicated venue I've ever seen.
-Forgot why I don't split hotel rooms with 4 guys anymore. [sick] Those 3 are disgusting people. Just complete animals. they're going to come on here and try to defend it but trust me, gag worthy. The room smelled like mid summer 3 day old road kill 30 minutes after we checked in and that was the high point. No thanks, in the future I'll just get my own room so I'm not standing in what appeared to be blood and gold bond covered floors after I get out of the shower. Cups, bottles, food, used kleenex, coughs, puking, snoring, water fart noises, other random noises constantly coming out of the back room. Love the dudes but they are the most disgusting people I've shared a room with including college road trips and I don't think it's close.
-For as gross as they are, they are some funny f*ckers. Basically in tears the entire time.
-Not too bad today. Feel like I need to eat only broccoli for the next 2 weeks.
-Awesome time at The Memorial. Had no idea it was that kind of party. Infield type feel to several places on the course. Corporate house parties lining the place. Pretty outrageous. The house party we attended you could hear from a full hole over. It included a couple thousand people, fully catered, bars everywhere, bands, zoo animals. We were like. "where the f*ck are we?" Props to ABH for securing that.
Course is amazing. Was a much different experience than Valhalla because you could get so much closer to the golfers.
Bogey Inn, we all thought this was going to a cool little old school bar with a patio. Chill evening. LOL, get out of the car and there is a full on Panama City Beach Spring Break style rager at 6:30p. Place had to be the most intoxicated venue I've ever seen.
-Forgot why I don't split hotel rooms with 4 guys anymore. [sick] Those 3 are disgusting people. Just complete animals. they're going to come on here and try to defend it but trust me, gag worthy. The room smelled like mid summer 3 day old road kill 30 minutes after we checked in and that was the high point. No thanks, in the future I'll just get my own room so I'm not standing in what appeared to be blood and gold bond covered floors after I get out of the shower. Cups, bottles, food, used kleenex, coughs, puking, snoring, water fart noises, other random noises constantly coming out of the back room. Love the dudes but they are the most disgusting people I've shared a room with including college road trips and I don't think it's close.
-For as gross as they are, they are some funny f*ckers. Basically in tears the entire time.
-Not too bad today. Feel like I need to eat only broccoli for the next 2 weeks.
Any male 10+ years removed from college, domesticated in the suburbs with wife/kids would be completely disgusted & revolted trying to do a guys roadie with 4 to 6 dudes in 1 hotel room like they were 19 yr olds in Panama for Spring Break
I actually picked up the hotel room before we left. Threw all the trash away. Organized the towels in a pile on the floor. Etc. I almost always do this as a courtesy. The room did indeed look and smell disgusting.
Zoo animals at the Saturday party. I actually got anths picture with a penguin. :joy:
abh has a Hoverboard, and holy **** is that thing fun.
Poor BBdK busted his flip flop and had to walk out of the tourney for about a mile in concrete barefoot. Naturally, abh was wearing him out. Those two need a reality show for sure. Completely hysterical.
What a great crew. Always takes years off my life, but that was great.
Zoo animals at the Saturday party. I actually got anths picture with a penguin. :joy:
abh has a Hoverboard, and holy **** is that thing fun.
Poor BBdK busted his flip flop and had to walk out of the tourney for about a mile in concrete barefoot. Naturally, abh was wearing him out. Those two need a reality show for sure. Completely hysterical.
What a great crew. Always takes years off my life, but that was great.
4 guys in a room is gross, period.
Won't hear any arguments from me that Anth is the least-gross, but he also took a giant **** each day (which did not smell like roses), and definitely farted in the double digits, including shitting in his pants the entire way back from Dinner Saturday night. Hard to fathom, I know.
Don't think there is any way around 4 dudes drinking 12 hour days & eating junk food destroying/stinking up a hotel room. I also agree it's not a desirable situation -- but it was also great fun in a nostalgic type of way. Pretty sure I haven't laughed that much in a weekend in years, good for the soul.
-Tourney was amazing, everything pretty much worked out perfectly -- we ate/drank/spectated for free about 80% of the trip, hard to beat that.
Bogey Inn, lol. What a **** show & completely awesome.
-Was actually the first non-major golf tournament I've been to. 3 PGAs, 2 Sr. PGAs, and a Ryder Cup -- really cool the up-close access you can get on pretty much any hole excluding 18 on the weekend, which definitely isn't the case at the majors, which are a complete zoo. We had a blast gamboling on the approach shots & putts, while basically sitting on the fringe.
Won't hear any arguments from me that Anth is the least-gross, but he also took a giant **** each day (which did not smell like roses), and definitely farted in the double digits, including shitting in his pants the entire way back from Dinner Saturday night. Hard to fathom, I know.
Don't think there is any way around 4 dudes drinking 12 hour days & eating junk food destroying/stinking up a hotel room. I also agree it's not a desirable situation -- but it was also great fun in a nostalgic type of way. Pretty sure I haven't laughed that much in a weekend in years, good for the soul.
-Tourney was amazing, everything pretty much worked out perfectly -- we ate/drank/spectated for free about 80% of the trip, hard to beat that.
Bogey Inn, lol. What a **** show & completely awesome.
-Was actually the first non-major golf tournament I've been to. 3 PGAs, 2 Sr. PGAs, and a Ryder Cup -- really cool the up-close access you can get on pretty much any hole excluding 18 on the weekend, which definitely isn't the case at the majors, which are a complete zoo. We had a blast gamboling on the approach shots & putts, while basically sitting on the fringe.
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Also a shout out to Embassy Suites -- you really can't beat that place from a room/value perspective. 2 room suite, 2 hour open bar every night w/ food, free vending machines, fun atrium atmosphere
Took me back to Sloot's SECT Buckhead hookups back in the day.
Took me back to Sloot's SECT Buckhead hookups back in the day.
I got suckered in. Mainly b/c it was an Embassy Suites and I called the front room fold out. Heading to NOLA for a Bach Party in a few months and they wanted to put 4 to a room. I was like, no thanks I'll get my own and if it puts people out then I'll gladly cover whatever that cost is as well.
BBdk is right about one thing, it made the story more intersting, if I had my own bathroom I wouldn't have really cared.
Was proud of Anth, tbh. The other 3 had a bet that Anth would bail to his own room on Saturday night...but he hung in there. In return, we tried to act as mature and responsible as possible outside of the room -- think we did pretty good, overall.
The only thing we really argued about that wasn't for funsies was who got to take the first **** each time we got back to the room. 4 consecutive :bomb: being dropped in that little bathroom each time we returned, I mean there is no way around it. :weary:
-Ursch was the Vending machine MVP. Dude had the 9 digit code memorized in short order.
-Here is the little bar we went to. [laughing]
The only thing we really argued about that wasn't for funsies was who got to take the first **** each time we got back to the room. 4 consecutive :bomb: being dropped in that little bathroom each time we returned, I mean there is no way around it. :weary:
-Ursch was the Vending machine MVP. Dude had the 9 digit code memorized in short order.
-Here is the little bar we went to. [laughing]
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my wife is obsessed with getting this done when leaving a hotel/resort/cruise room. completely befuddles me why the most important task to get accomplished at the end is her gathering up all towels/washcloths & throwing in the tub. must have been scarred by some story of inconsiderate guests by a maid she read on Henbook or Henspace.
Another day and I would've been audi5 to my own room.
LOL, abh killed it with the build up to Boogey Inn. "Ah it's just this little 19th Hole place that sometime the guys that miss the cut hang out. Basically closed most of the year."
We get out of the car a little drunk and afternoon tired to thousands of people, a raging band playing great music, and a full on crazy party. Took a few minutes to figure it out but within an hour we were on the guard rail belting out tune after tune. Remember looking at BBdk and saying, "it's only 9:30p. F*ck."
Only took me until 12:30p the next day to get the stinky bastards out of the damn room and that was b/c I basically guilted them into going back to the tourney. :joy:
LOL, abh killed it with the build up to Boogey Inn. "Ah it's just this little 19th Hole place that sometime the guys that miss the cut hang out. Basically closed most of the year."
We get out of the car a little drunk and afternoon tired to thousands of people, a raging band playing great music, and a full on crazy party. Took a few minutes to figure it out but within an hour we were on the guard rail belting out tune after tune. Remember looking at BBdk and saying, "it's only 9:30p. F*ck."
Only took me until 12:30p the next day to get the stinky bastards out of the damn room and that was b/c I basically guilted them into going back to the tourney. :joy:
Not sure who the band was but they were a really great cover band. Music selection was perfect for the party. Mostly newer pop but mixed in the old party classics as well. Brought patrons(hot chicks) up to dance on the stage about every 3-4 songs.
-We walked basically the entire course Friday. Saturday pulled up at gate 15 right b/w 15-16 and didn't walk any further than a bathroom or beer line. Could see 2 full holes and 3-4 shots + both greens.
No desire to be at almost any Sunday Round other than a RC.
-That whole area in the middle of the course was rowdy on Friday afternoon.
No desire to be at almost any Sunday Round other than a RC.
-That whole area in the middle of the course was rowdy on Friday afternoon.
It was just as gross at BBdK's grandmother's house for the Eli for many years. HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE!!!
And it was gross in Baton Rouge, Starkville, Gainesville, Fayetteville, Atlanta, etc.
Never will forget SAE on top of the sheets in Atlanta...fully clothed in jeans and an oxford, visibly disturbed by Pti(pti) next to him.
Still fun though.
And it was gross in Baton Rouge, Starkville, Gainesville, Fayetteville, Atlanta, etc.
Never will forget SAE on top of the sheets in Atlanta...fully clothed in jeans and an oxford, visibly disturbed by Pti(pti) next to him.
Still fun though.
Never this gross at Memommies. Probably b/c she was cleaning up after us and for the most part I think everyone respected the house. I've been away from most of that for the past 10 years b/c WS is always with us.
No, thanks. I'm good.
No, thanks. I'm good.
Who had 10:20 in the "When will 73 swoop in and say the trips he went on were grosser" pool?
PGA needs to grow the f*ck up and start selling some demestos. Heineken and Light? GTFO with that nonsense.
Everybody knows old trips are much more gross than new trips. Science, really.
Did the walk the course at the PGA on Friday. Saturday, we brought chairs and found a spot on a par 3 that was close to pissers and beer and could easily walk to another two holes.
Did the walk the course at the PGA on Friday. Saturday, we brought chairs and found a spot on a par 3 that was close to pissers and beer and could easily walk to another two holes.
Yeah, I'm not very picky when it comes to beer -- but I learned that I just do not like Heineken this weekend. That's not good beer.
-Terrance Ferguson considering bailing on Zona to play overseas?
-Terrance Ferguson considering bailing on Zona to play overseas?
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Fresh Heineken is great beer.
The skunked brew you get over here, not so much.
The skunked brew you get over here, not so much.
Heineken leaves an aftertaste that's difficult to get rid of. It's ******.
Columbus McD's had a Jr. Mac and a Grande Mac, in addition to the classic.
Did not get to sample.
Did not get to sample.
- So, I assume the blood on the hotel floor was from ABH punching BBdK at some point?
- Maybe Cal knows what he's doing not recruythose Prime Prep (or whatever) kids. Good thing Arizona has 11 more 5* wings to step in.
- I thought San Diego was beautiful but the San Francisco bay area from the Marin Headlands- wow. Amazing. Love how the SF temps change 15 degrees from block-to-block, minute-to-minute. Fishermans Wharf and maybe Mission district today.
- Maybe Cal knows what he's doing not recruythose Prime Prep (or whatever) kids. Good thing Arizona has 11 more 5* wings to step in.
- I thought San Diego was beautiful but the San Francisco bay area from the Marin Headlands- wow. Amazing. Love how the SF temps change 15 degrees from block-to-block, minute-to-minute. Fishermans Wharf and maybe Mission district today.
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