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mashburned

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Mar 10, 2009
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I don't even worship Spake, but when her strap fell I was visibly flustered and giddy. She was sassy yesterday in her leopard getup. I just don't understand why her hips are so small and her hands are so big. Makes me wonder of she is hiding a pecker, tbh.

That was one of the worst collective performances I've seen from the sideline girls. Hartung was hilariously bad, and even poor Spake was a bit off her game. Cal pretty much told them as much, and just took over to ensure the whole thing wasn't a disaster. He was great. Cal is really on top of his game. The Bush People stuff is gold.
 
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wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,953
88,490
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UnfrozenCatfanLawyer said:
I do think that IU is the "worst" 5 seed of the bunch. Much rather deal with them than Purdue, Maryland, or Baylor.
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I wouldn't say they're the worst at all, but they're the least rugged inside. The other three would hurt us on the glass pretty badly.
 
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wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,953
88,490
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:joy: Myron Medcalf picked UK and Indiana to lose in the 1st round. And Providence to take out Carolina in the 2R.

Oh well. At least he isn't going complete chalk like every other talking head.
 
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drxman1

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Nov 5, 2008
19,464
10,914
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SAECATFAN said:
Some Billy Joe Wildcats didn't bow in your all's elite UK fan presence, I see?

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So it was a bit crowded in the bar, shocking. This landfill with a blue tshirt on hissed at Anth for crowding her space. Anth tried to be cool, and also offered that we weren't complaining about them, even though they were smoking and it was blowing in our direction. (He is a father, has a kid, and doesn't want smoke on his clothes)

Things began to escalate. Mrs Jabba then got a fire in her eyes, pretty much told Anth she can smoke where she damn well wants, and to kiss her *** without taking the cigarette out of her mouth...Pretty sure she called our sweet prince some other obscenities, and said Anth had on faggy jeans. At which point Anth went ballistic, had to be restrained, benches began to clear, and multiple security got involved.
 
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UK ALUM10

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May 17, 2007
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1st time SEC Tournament Randoms:

Arrived in Nashville around 2:00PM Thursday. Got settled into our downtown condo (AirBnB) for less than $100 a night and had a silver bullet popped by 2:12PM. 15 minute walk to Broadway to take it all in. Posted up at Tequilla Cowboys and crushed dinner/domestics until about 9:00PM. Ended up at The Stage and shut it down. Band was on point but I think that's the point of Nashville? Tequilla shots were a terrible play but when the good doctors (not our doctor) are slinging them around, you play along. $0 bar tab for the night.

Woke up Friday struggling. I mean felt like I got punched in the face twice. Shook it off with a greasy lunch and more domestics. Rest of the crew rolled into town around 4:00PM and we posted up at Buffalo's off 2nd. Absolutely perfect set up. Medium sized crowd, $15 buckets and decent bar food. Shut down Second Fiddle on night 2 after a mild altercation with a few in our crew. A few fist flew but the bouncers were on point handling it.

Saturday is where the death feeling started to take over. Caught the came at Buffalo's again before hanging out at Honky Tonk's for a low key Saturday night. Was in bed by 12:30AM and the over/under 6 beers for the day was never really close. 3 beers and the puke sensation was too hard to overcome.

Sunday scalped a upper level ticket 5 minutes before tip for $40. Buddies the day before paid $92 and sat one row in front of me. Lowers were going for around $75. We needed 3 so we settled for uppers which were plentiful available.

Vegas > Nashville but it is pretty damn close. There is still nothing better than rolling into the sports books on Thursday morning.
 
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UKStoleMyFish

All-American
Dec 31, 2002
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We opened up -13.5 vs. Stony Brook. Just like vs. Alabama.

And Indiana is in the mid-teens in KenPom, so we'd probably be -3 or -4 if we play them. Just like vs. A&M.
 
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UKStoleMyFish

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Dec 31, 2002
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Damn, Jared. It's 11:30 Monday morning and you're already knocking back two burgers, fries and onion rings. Any chance that's a Diet Coke at least?

Starting to think there's a reason you're over 3 bills.

 
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cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
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[laughing] I hate to laugh at other peoples failures but that's even worse than I thought he would do.

re: Macho Nacho, not Jared, I actually feel bad for him.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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LadyCat92 said:
Really hoping that is being split with someone else but regardless, he needs help.
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There are two trays there, but the food has all been consolidated into one.

Sat behind him at the club level in GABP and the amount of food wrappers/containers in his seat when he left was something to behold.
 
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LadyCat92

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May 22, 2002
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MaxPowerrr said:
There are two trays there, but the food has all been consolidated into one.

Sat behind him at the club level in GABP and the amount of food wrappers/containers in his seat when he left was something to behold.
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I saw him at Malones one night during dinner. What he consumed and drank was massive.
 
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cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
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Speaking of BurgerFi, they apparently have a 28 day aged brisket burger that's unreal.
 
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B Rax_rivals210137

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Mar 7, 2009
7,689
17,092
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My "new" job allows me to work from home a lot but every time I try it I get basically nothing done. I end up watching tv or doing stuff around the house most of the time. Today I'm just waiting on the damn plumber. No clue how some of you guys do this full time. HAVING SAID THAT (extremely Larry David voice) I will be doing this Thursday and Friday, so that's something.

I was expecting a hose job and honestly I was expecting one way worse than what we got. Like, are we really mad because we have to play Stoney Brook? OH NO THEY HAVE AN FUTURE NBA PLAYER ON THE ROSTER. Last time I checked we have like 17. It's literally why we have a program, to have future NBA players. And Indiana is a m u c h better matchup for us than Purdue would've been, and I was 10000% confident we'd get them followed by Michigan state.

Totino's is ready
 
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cricket3

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May 29, 2001
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Roy Williams - Luke Bryan [laughing]
Coach K - Beyonce [laughing]

Cal's love for Train cracks me up too because it's such a random selection. Also looks like Matt Painter is B Rax's new favorite coach.







 
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anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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Geese Feeder said:
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He's lying. She never mentioned that. No idea why he keeps saying it. Because I don't wear bale-bottom super boot cut jeans he thinks they're skinny. They're standard slim cut straight legs. Bob is the last person in this thread that I'm worried about with fashion.

She called me a "motherf*cker" about 80 times through her gravy gargling voice.

They were hammered. I watched them down about 5 tequila shots in 45 minutes I was there. She asked to stop bumping her, I suggested she try the other end of the table that was't sandwiched against our table. This set her off. Finally I was like, "look we're not bitching about you smoking, why are you yelling at me, I offered you a simple solution." So she went on about smoking be legal, they had the table since 9, she would f*ck a MF-er up, an older guy got involved, her son tried to waddle around the table. Willy intervened. Security came over and told us to chill, I reminded him we weren't the ones providing or shoving tequila down our throats. He agreed. They were kicked out for making the waitress cry about 10 minutes after we headed to the game.

Disgusting people. Mid 50's-60's. Fat. Sloppy. Blood skin stains all over their arms. Chain smoking. Shooting tequila. Loud. Obnoxious. No thanks. You can be a Tennessee fan. I'm responsible for over a hundred good nature, hard working, salt of the earth people. I grew up in Fairdale/Shively. This wasn't BJW. This was pure white trash.
 
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Ribsandwhitebread

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Apr 17, 2007
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23,063
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I ate at a BurgerFi a few nights ago. Went with the single, split a side of fries with someone, and capped it off with a water. It has a 5 guys type of vibe to it.
 
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UnfrozenCatfanLawyer

Heisman
Mar 25, 2004
14,660
62,013
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I'm sure the lines at BurgerFi will be out the door for months because this town is full of rubes who would flip out over the opening of a Bennigans.
 
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Btothe4th_rivals376930

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Nov 26, 2003
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Muhlenberg Co for the win.

I've stood beside Jared. I'm his same height and carry an unhealthy amt of weight myself. You boys putting him down for 300 are drastically low. You have to remember, he PLAYED at UK at 330.
 
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