The Neckwork strikes! After years of planning and implementation IT all came to fruition yesterday. It was no accident that Tunsil brought down the black bears, he wasn’t stoned or drunk…..he was and is “True Maroon”.
Wait, what? That’s right…Einhorn is Finkle and Tunsil is a Dawg.
Tunsil was a double-secret commit who was turned secret agent by “The Neckwork”.
Last night at Neckwork HQ (a deer camp near Ackerman) cigars were fired up and the Evan Williams flowed like wine. Peaches kept repeating, “I love it when a plan comes together” until he passed out with a big smile on his face.
A close source at ESPN leaked the titles of the upcoming 30 for 30 season…..
Episode 1 – “The Neckwork” - How prophylactics revenues funded the creation of a secret recruiting network aimed at bringing down a rival program.
Episode 2 – “The Class” – Ole Miss puts together a Top 5 recruiting class with prayer and hard work.
Episode 3 – “True Maroon” – The Neckwork reveals a plan to show how Ole Miss really put together a Top 5 recruiting class.
Episode 4 – “Einhorn is Finkle” – Laremy Tunsil throws Ole Miss under the bus and reveals it was all orchestrated by a Neckwork operative codenamed “Peaches”.
Wait, what? That’s right…Einhorn is Finkle and Tunsil is a Dawg.
Tunsil was a double-secret commit who was turned secret agent by “The Neckwork”.
Last night at Neckwork HQ (a deer camp near Ackerman) cigars were fired up and the Evan Williams flowed like wine. Peaches kept repeating, “I love it when a plan comes together” until he passed out with a big smile on his face.
A close source at ESPN leaked the titles of the upcoming 30 for 30 season…..
Episode 1 – “The Neckwork” - How prophylactics revenues funded the creation of a secret recruiting network aimed at bringing down a rival program.
Episode 2 – “The Class” – Ole Miss puts together a Top 5 recruiting class with prayer and hard work.
Episode 3 – “True Maroon” – The Neckwork reveals a plan to show how Ole Miss really put together a Top 5 recruiting class.
Episode 4 – “Einhorn is Finkle” – Laremy Tunsil throws Ole Miss under the bus and reveals it was all orchestrated by a Neckwork operative codenamed “Peaches”.
