Great movie lines

[dorndawg]

Mongol General : Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Mongol : The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General : Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan : To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.

 

[HailStout]

 

[stateu1]

Hey, where the white women at?

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

One of my all time favorites!

Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice that when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

Hey, where the white women at?

"Excuse me while I whip this out"............

There are so many memorable quotes in that movie it could have it's on thread.........

 

[HumpDawgy]

At around the 2:00 minute mark.

 

[thatsbaseball]

Well somebody had to do it

 

[eckie1]

Damn dude. Your done

You liked the guys post and then called him out?

It’s inappropriate, for sure, but I think it’s a line from Pulp Fiction. If you’re gonna clutch pearls after the fact, at least unlike the post.

 

[Ranchdawg]

Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice that when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither

Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?

 

[eckie1]

“You can WISH in one hand and CRAP in the other…. And see which one fills first!!”

Grumpy Old Men

I thought it was Mickey from Rocky at first…

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

From "Stripes"

Recruiter: Are either of you boys, homosexual?

Winger: You mean like flamin' or part-time?

Recruiter: Well, it's a question we have to ask all our new recruits.

Zelinsky: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

Ten Bears: "It's sad that governments are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all Comanche to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men." (Josey Wales)

 

[POTUS]

Bob: Looks likey ou've been missing a lot of work lately

Peter: I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob.

 

[skipper.sixpack]

You liked the guys post and then called him out?

It’s inappropriate, for sure, but I think it’s a line from Pulp Fiction. If you’re gonna clutch pearls after the fact, at least unlike the post.

How do you unlike
I hit like by accident

 

[eckie1]

How do you unlike
I hit like by accident

You just hit the like button again.

 

[The Peeper]

There's no way dat you could come from my loins

"Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”

 

[The Peeper]

You just hit the like button again.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Nice Beaver!

 

[Bucksnort_Dawg]

“I-right wiggle 34 switchblade, for the state championship. I love all y'all, baby, I love all of ya” -Mike Winchell

“Because I was inverted”

“It’s goin’ green”

 

[HarveyDogMan]

 

[PapaDawg]

“Buzzards got to eat same as worms”
“I reckon so”

 

[dog12]

“Some folks call it a keyeser blade, I call it a slang blade”

“It ain’t got no gas in it”!

“you ought not talk like that, you just a boy”

“The Law is on my side, I play cards every Tuesday night with JP Shellnut, Chief of Police “!!!

“Mmm huh”!

Sling Blade . . . great movie. Anyone who's seen it won't soon forget Karl.

Here's more from Karl, after he handles Doyle and dials 911: "Yes ma'am, I need the police sent over here at the Wheatley house. Mmm-hmmm. I killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade . . . yes ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks with it. That second one, it plumb near cut his head in two."

 

[skipper.sixpack]

You just hit the like button again.

Done…
Thank you sir can I have another

 

[skipper.sixpack]

I’m 30 years older than you, I had my back broke twice and my hip once..
And on my worst day, I could beat the hell outta you
( John Wayne to Bruce dern in the cowboys)

 

[skipper.sixpack]

I don’t want to name names but one coach took him to a Ti**y bar.
He had nightmares for a week
Leigh Ann touey
The blind side

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, A half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
HIT IT!

With a hat like that you should get a free bowl of soup.....

 

[msu71]

"I'll have what she's having." - When Harry Met Sally

 

[Crazy Cotton]

 

[Lettucexxxx]

“ What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” ― Anton Chigurh.

 

[HumpDawgy]

Blindside II

 

[Awwhellnaw]

“I’m not Handsome Dan..”
-Mr. Scream

 

[howboutthemdawgs]

"The name's bond. James bond."

"Maybe its because i'm irish"

"That's what I love about these high school girls man....I get older, they stay the Same age...."

 

[SchrodingersDawg]

"Wood's been hit! Wood's been hit!"

 

[STATEgrad04]

"PROVE WHAT?!?!?! You're 5 foot nothin', a hundred and nothin', and you got hardly a speck of athletic ability, and you just hung in with the best football program in the country and you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame! In this day and age you aint gotta prove nothin' to nobody but yourself, and if you aint done that by now...it aint gonna never happen."

 

[LOTRGOTDAWGFAN]

There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, A half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
HIT IT

You cannot pass. I am a servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun!!

 

[Darryl Steight]

 

[Darryl Steight]

“Well, John Wasn’t Exactly ‘The Boogeyman.’ He Was The One You Sent To Kill The 17in’ Boogeyman.”​

 

[Darryl Steight]

Two of many favorites from a classic:

Reap it, Murphy, you son of a b*tch.

Charley: Hey, Chavez, how come they ain't killing us?
Dirty Steve: Because we're in the spirit world, assh*le. They can't see us.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

You Gotta Pump Those Numbers Up, Those Are Rookie Numbers

 

[Darryl Steight]

Here's one of the funniest movie quotes of all time:

Michael: It's nice, I never had one before.
Leigh Anne: What, a room to yourself?
Michael: A bed.