Got my tickets (funny story)

615dawg

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today. UPS envelope on the porch, yada yada yada. Go check my mail and I have an envelope from the Ole Miss ticket office. Obviously season tickets from Ole Miss. Obviously not mine. They are addressed to a neighbor several houses down. I have never met this neighbor.

I go down to the house and there are no lights on. I ring the doorbell, wait a few seconds and go on my merry way. I'll catch him another day. As I am walking away, I hear the door open - I had obviously awakened him at 8:45 pm. He yells "Can I help you." Thinking I would mess with him for a second, I said I'm your neighbor down the street, are you XXXX? He said yeah, I said We have a bit of a problem. Dude has a pistol ready to go. I said whoa - I just got your Ole MIss tickets by mistake. Sorry man. He says oh, okay, thanks - takes the tickets and goes inside.

I am proud to have a neighbor that would shoot a neighbor for ringing the doorbell at 8:45 to give him his $500 piece of mail.
 

615dawg

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I live next to other engineers, pharmacists, doctors, attorneys, contractors, etc. May be a reason I've never met the guy. Doubt we'll have a cookout anytime soon.
 

BigMotherTucker

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615dawg said:
I live next to other engineers, pharmacists, doctors, attorneys, contractors, etc. May be a reason I've never met the guy. Doubt we'll have a cookout anytime soon.

Theres your problem right there... He is probably strung out on his own stuff.
 

AssEndDawg

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615dawg said:
I live next to other engineers, pharmacists, doctors, attorneys, contractors, etc. May be a reason I've never met the guy. Doubt we'll have a cookout anytime soon.
it's a Meth Lab! They are hiding them in nice neighborhoods now because the neighbors ask less questions. You know he's shady because of the Ole Miss affiliation. Alert the authorities.
 
J

JimHalpert.nafoom

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That's for the commoners.

He might have been cutting coke, though.
 

Shmuley

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Got a UPS ticket pack addressed to a UMiss neighbor. But instead of delivering the ticket package, I simply dropped the envelope in a FedEx box. Don't know if he got em or not. I'm sure FedEx was confused.
 

BigMotherTucker

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Shmuley said:
Got a UPS ticket pack addressed to a UMiss neighbor. But instead of delivering the ticket package, I simply dropped the envelope in a FedEx box. Don't know if he got em or not. I'm sure FedEx was confused.

The only logical choice.
 

615dawg

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he's a doctor and had no idea what time it was until after I left. We shared a beer and laughed about it. We both told everyone we saw today.
 

615dawg

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he's a doctor and had no idea what time it was until after I left. We shared a beer and laughed about it. We both told everyone we saw today.
 
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