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never goin back to louisiana again
Posted by MercerBears on 10/9/18 at 10:55 am
last week me and my cousin from oxford was goin to a weldin convention in texas and decide to stop in louisiana to eat food
as we drivin theres shite ton of boodan signs
now i dont really frick with the boodan or lil ceesars but my cousin clannsmyne tell me that they got cracklin but we gotta wait a hour at a bar till they open so i said ok cause he always pay for beer and the sign say they got fans and clapper lights in the bathrooms
we go in to a bar and sit down by some girls who look good enough and start talkin and then 15 min later out woddle there friend from the *******
thick 6 footer she approach us in slow mo starin at my cousin and my dick could sense she the cock block mutumbo
i didn’t want none of that so i stand up when she get to the table cause im polite then go out to the truck to get my cigs
when i come back my cousin and ole girl was gone and the other girls was gigglin and say they went in the girl bathroom so i figure i let him get his nut cause he never get no *****
30 minutes pass they still in there so i tell the girls they gotta call there friend cause we gotta go but
they say u dont get her when she busy and i say bs and head over to get them
as i approach the door i could hear them cheeks gettin clapped and notice the light from under the door crack flickerin on off like a siezure rave
i nock the door but the lights keep flickerin so i jimmy it open and get my phone camera to capture my cousin winnin his 4h contest
above the stall door i seen a hand grab up and stop the squeakin fan
one more clap and it all go black.
i start back peddlin and the light flicker on.
im shook.
what i seen when she step out confirm what i told yall bout people from Oxford
that hoe done hit him with a strap on.
cansensually.
drivin back alone i get guilty cause i seen 42 bill boards that say blessed is the merciful 888-8888 so i call and ask for help
they ask if i been rear ended and i say no but my cousin did so i send them my cousin number
i got tf outta louisiana.
clannsmyne got his boodan.
im not ever goin back to louisiana again.
never goin back to louisiana again
Posted by MercerBears on 10/9/18 at 10:55 am
last week me and my cousin from oxford was goin to a weldin convention in texas and decide to stop in louisiana to eat food
as we drivin theres shite ton of boodan signs
now i dont really frick with the boodan or lil ceesars but my cousin clannsmyne tell me that they got cracklin but we gotta wait a hour at a bar till they open so i said ok cause he always pay for beer and the sign say they got fans and clapper lights in the bathrooms
we go in to a bar and sit down by some girls who look good enough and start talkin and then 15 min later out woddle there friend from the *******
thick 6 footer she approach us in slow mo starin at my cousin and my dick could sense she the cock block mutumbo
i didn’t want none of that so i stand up when she get to the table cause im polite then go out to the truck to get my cigs
when i come back my cousin and ole girl was gone and the other girls was gigglin and say they went in the girl bathroom so i figure i let him get his nut cause he never get no *****
30 minutes pass they still in there so i tell the girls they gotta call there friend cause we gotta go but
they say u dont get her when she busy and i say bs and head over to get them
as i approach the door i could hear them cheeks gettin clapped and notice the light from under the door crack flickerin on off like a siezure rave
i nock the door but the lights keep flickerin so i jimmy it open and get my phone camera to capture my cousin winnin his 4h contest
above the stall door i seen a hand grab up and stop the squeakin fan
one more clap and it all go black.
i start back peddlin and the light flicker on.
im shook.
what i seen when she step out confirm what i told yall bout people from Oxford
that hoe done hit him with a strap on.
cansensually.
drivin back alone i get guilty cause i seen 42 bill boards that say blessed is the merciful 888-8888 so i call and ask for help
they ask if i been rear ended and i say no but my cousin did so i send them my cousin number
i got tf outta louisiana.
clannsmyne got his boodan.
im not ever goin back to louisiana again.
