Golfer attacked on course.....

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MichiganHerd

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Goose attack occurred up here in Michigan. It was a male goose, watching guard over his female and her young babies who were nesting. Dude walked way too close to the nest, and thus, got his *** goosed.
 

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Goose attack occurred up here in Michigan. It was a male goose, watching guard over his female and her young babies who were nesting. Dude walked way too close to the nest, and thus, got his *** goosed.
They have become a nuisance on golf courses. Dogs have been employed to run them off.
 
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Wrong, as usual.
hey dumbass.....canadian geese are protected by the federal migratory bird act. If you are a property owner you may apply for a federal permit to dispose of them ......but they ARE protected by federal law....before you open your stupid mouth next time you might want to do a little research first
 

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They have become a nuisance on golf courses. Dogs have been employed to run them off.

We used to have geese all over my employment grounds. They called in the "Geese Police", dogs trained to chase off geese. They came in for about a month straight, and then maybe once a month since. The goose poop on the sidewalks is gone.
 

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hey dumbass.....canadian geese are protected by the federal migratory bird act
I thought they backed off that rule a little bit. Maybe not, but really don't care. As for the geese, we have tons of them up here. Any golf course with lots of water is almost unplayable at times, due to all the geese droppings on the greens from time to time, or really, whenever they get the urge to release.

Worst part, is that there's lots of water here where I live, and the geese parade through the streets. It's not as bad as being behind an Ohio plated driver, but it's close.

As for CR89, he may have made the biggest *****-hatted post of all time over on the Herd political forum. Worth the read.
 
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I thought they backed off that rule a little bit. Maybe not, but really don't care. As for the geese, we have tons of them up here. Any golf course with lots of water is almost unplayable at times, due to all the geese droppings on the greens from time to time, or really, whenever they get the urge to release.

Worst part, is that there's lots of water here where I live, and the geese parade through the streets. It's not as bad as being behind an Ohio plated driver, but it's close.

As for CR89, he may have made the biggest *****-hatted post of all time over on the Herd political forum. Worth the read.
they banned me for posting something that my son who lives in huntington said about the meth trade....as for the geese fox urine pellets worked 90 % of the time and grape juice (yes,grape juice) works about half the time
 

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wvu2007

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Thank you! I live here now.....JFC.....I thought it was bad in FLA! WTF?

I frequently call Ohio drivers watermelon head f-ucktards. They are always cruising in the left lane like it's a Sunday afternoon in Mayberry. They refuse to move and act like they don't even know what they are doing wrong when I rage on them. **** em all. I hope they all die of gonorrhea and burn in hell.
 

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I frequently call Ohio drivers watermelon head f-ucktards. They are always cruising in the left lane like it's a Sunday afternoon in Mayberry. They refuse to move and act like they don't even know what they are doing wrong when I rage on them. **** em all. I hope they all die of gonorrhea and burn in hell.
Is the concept of the passing lane even taught anymore?
 

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If Trump were serious about national security he would put a ban on all Ohio drivers. I feel certain they have killed more Americans than ISIS and al-Qaeda combined.
 
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Noticed that in Virginia recently they put a message up on the lit road signs telling people that the left lane is only for passing. I'm sure it won't even help.
new law in virginia....you can be fined (100 bucks I think) for travelling too slow in the passing lane......saw somebody pulled over on I 81 the other day for that exact thing