Greetings my fellow SPSers, today I will take you into the wilds to observe a creature more rare than the Northern Hairy Nosed Wombat or the Rio Pescado Stubfoot Toad...The Southern Miss fan. Though we are used to seeing herds of opposing fans from the swamps of Baton Rouge, the plains of Auburn, and the trailer parks of Alabama, these black and gold clad are extremely rare due to there only being ten left in existence....So join me, Sterling Mallory Archer, as we take a look at the rare, endangered Southern Miss fan.
Although it is difficult to find one of the ten with the naked eye, it is fairly simple if you take the advice of my friend Toucan Sam and "Follow your nose!". You will know that you are near one of these rare fellows if you start to smell the strong odor of copious amounts of Axe Body Spray.
They are a quite forgetful lot that is capable of neglecting majestic birds of flight. They even once forgot to feed their eagle, leading it to starve to death while it was perched on their campus, which is a shame because you can always get a new eagle, but not a new football program:
I know what you are thinking: "B-but Sterling I found multiple google images of more than 10 USM fans on a google image search!" . Well I hate to break it to you, but images like the one posted below are nothing more than propaganda distributed by the Nasty Bunch. You see the male on the far right?That is nothing more than an Iowa fan photoshopped in.
I tried to find footage of some of their recent football games, but alas all I could find was bootleg Ukrainian facetime stream from their raucous victory over fellow FCS rival Alcorn. Although they are a loud bunch that are quick to remind you that every P5 conference wants them and their gameday atmosphere is second only to crosstown rival William-Carey, you can still sit very comfortably and stretch out over multiple rows at their stadium on a fall saturday:
Now that you've seen what you're going to experience in NITChampsburg please give one of their fans a dollar or maybe even some extra change so that they can be clothed when the harsh winters hit:
"Some people go Greek. Other people wear tutus at football games."
http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/story/news/education/usm/2014/08/30/crazy-usm-fans/14888969/
Although it is difficult to find one of the ten with the naked eye, it is fairly simple if you take the advice of my friend Toucan Sam and "Follow your nose!". You will know that you are near one of these rare fellows if you start to smell the strong odor of copious amounts of Axe Body Spray.
They are a quite forgetful lot that is capable of neglecting majestic birds of flight. They even once forgot to feed their eagle, leading it to starve to death while it was perched on their campus, which is a shame because you can always get a new eagle, but not a new football program:
I know what you are thinking: "B-but Sterling I found multiple google images of more than 10 USM fans on a google image search!" . Well I hate to break it to you, but images like the one posted below are nothing more than propaganda distributed by the Nasty Bunch. You see the male on the far right?That is nothing more than an Iowa fan photoshopped in.
I tried to find footage of some of their recent football games, but alas all I could find was bootleg Ukrainian facetime stream from their raucous victory over fellow FCS rival Alcorn. Although they are a loud bunch that are quick to remind you that every P5 conference wants them and their gameday atmosphere is second only to crosstown rival William-Carey, you can still sit very comfortably and stretch out over multiple rows at their stadium on a fall saturday:
Now that you've seen what you're going to experience in NITChampsburg please give one of their fans a dollar or maybe even some extra change so that they can be clothed when the harsh winters hit:
"Some people go Greek. Other people wear tutus at football games."
http://www.hattiesburgamerican.com/story/news/education/usm/2014/08/30/crazy-usm-fans/14888969/
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