Get a load of this!

[paindonthurt_]

http://www.wyff4.com/article/jogger...wanted-for-defecating-in-front-yards/12273141

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Paula Radcliffe?

 

[Shmuley]

As one who has engaged in similar emergency relief behavior, let me be the first to say one can still be discreet.

 

[dorndawg]

I've come close to not making it to Louisville, myself.*

 

[scdog1]

I've lost two good running shirts because of this!

But yeah, go behind a bush or something.

 

[The Peeper]

Partial thread hijack. I have a friend that dropped a couple deuces accidentally into his waders before daylight one morning while duck hunting. Went outside the blind and found a tree, did his business and came back into our blind. Within minutes we all had to abandon the blind. This was about 20 years ago and he has yet to and will never live that one down

 

[paindonthurt_]

A couple as in he did this twice or two turds?

 

[Junction John]

Yes, more details, please**

A couple as in he did this twice or two turds?

lol

 

[SyonaraStanz]

What a $hitty article. I feel like the author really poo-pooed the message here.

 

[BiscuitEater]

What a $hitty article. I feel like the author really poo-pooed the message here.

Read article and just assumed it was a guy (pooping on a lawn just seems more like a guy thing) .. Then saw photo on Daily Mail ..

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[The Peeper]

He dropped what he said was a pair of deuces in once. When he pulled the waders back up it was still dark and he didnt notice the "wader invaders" as they have been referred to over the years and fastened the suspenders and sealed them up inside the waders. When he came back to the blind and sat down the aroma was pushed out the top of the waders straight up to the nose. It ruined the morning hunt but has supplied hours of entertainment over the years.

 

[jakldawg]

I'm not sure what the big deal is, since most proud denizens of The Springs act like their **** don't stink.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

First 10k I ever ran the ginger bread man showed up. I went into a Walgreens along the course and approached the bathroom. The bathrooms were single seaters and there were about five guys in line for the men's room. The ladies room was unoccupied so I said 17 it and went in. It's only took about thirty seconds to deuce, wipe, and wash, but about five women were in line when I got out.

 

[WilCoDawg]

If you squat low enough, you'll never lose another shirt. True story.

 

[Lettucexxxx]

I for one, see no problem with it at all.

No Wipe
No Gripe

Thats my motto.

 

[cowbell88]

Reminded me of this.

https://youtu.be/HeLYVsf6qEA