Game Haiku

[ubercat]

As Cats wax weary
Of all the Wrigley Field vines
Ivies are jealous

 

[NU'06er]

With game at Wrigley
Instead of Lakeside locale
Fleck's rowboat useless

 

[AdamOnFirst]

If we cant beat Fleck
pack it up. To the basement.
I think we take em.

Big Ten West returns.
What is dead may never die.
Expect a grinder.

Repeat after me.
Do not throw picks. Just do not.
Stone: Do NOT do it!

 

[ubercat]

Cats put sleeper hold
On hapless gophers as they
Put their PJ’s on

 

[ubercat]

Small, low hanging fruit
Snagged by Cats, as Goph’s go home
Mini apple less

(from the Vault, with revisions)

 

[Hungry Jack]

A gopher hunter
Need only wait a moment
For a clean head shot

 

[stpaulcat]

Ole picks da Goophs
Lena, da Smarter ah dems
Goes mit dose Kitties.

 

[BosCat]

Time to get gophers
Murray failed in Caddy Shack
NU Cats will not

 

[stpaulcat]

Ole says, Lena
I betcha tree bucks da Goophs win
Ole, you da Gooph.

 

[NU96]

Fleck? I would rather
Listen to Bela instead
Of PJ. Cats roll.

 

[Deeringfish]

Gophers in their holes
Cats prowling the stadium
Eat Gophers for lunch.

 

[Alvious]

We're going to win
We're gonna win by a lot
I am not kidding

 

[Hungry Jack]

Yellow everywhere
It’s like deja vu again
After the hoops game

 

[stpaulcat]

We're going to win
We're gonna win by a lot
I am not kidding

We won, we beat em!
We won by a litte bit
I am not kidding