Game Haiku

[ubercat]

History repeats
As the Greeks did long ago
So the ‘Cats take Troy

 

[stpaulcat]

USC Condoms
Oops, Trojans--wrap in latex
No running back squirts

 

[ubercat]

Abrasive alert
We’ll lubricate the Trojans
Frictionless football

 

[stpaulcat]

Roll on, you Wildcats
Stretch it to the very end
with lubricity

 

[stpaulcat]

Want to say something
Positive to USC
You're good, Cats better

 

[stpaulcat]

Haiku equals moose
Mojo to propel the Cats
Get to fricking work

 

[ubercat]

Haiku thread teeters
On the edge of extinction
Sic transit glori…

 

[NU96]

Cats stuff the Trojans--
"Look..., ye Mighty, and despair!"
Lincoln Riley weeps

 

[Hungry Jack]

Helen of Sparta
Found love in a Trojan man
She missed our Willy

 

[DaCat]

Thirty years later
USC-NU again
Revenge best served cold