Game Haiku

[ubercat]

What to serve Sparty
Something refrigerated
A dish of Revenge

 

[NUThump]

First game for new team
Last year in Lansing a fluke
Wildcats get revenge

 

[Jonny2TheP]

Friday night affair
Fans are back, Cats are ready
Cats go one and "o"

 

[stpaulcat]

MSU Shadows
or Hail to Alma Mater
Alas, praise be thine.

 

[scru]

Time for talk is done
Cats, go out and HIT someone
'til the game is won

 

[stpaulcat]

First game for new team
Last year in Lansing a fluke
Wildcats get revenge

New team new season
Turns nine point loss into a
Nine point victory

 

[eastbaycat99]

The pregame Haiku
Should always be a free verse
Placed on the free board.

 

[ubercat]

For one night only
Going Green not an option
The earth will survive

 

[Deeringfish]

Next iteration
Cats reload victorious
Fans will celebrate

 

[mountaindrew]

Hunter to Malik
Hunter to Robinson for Six
B Joe for Pick Six

 

[stpaulcat]

Hunter to Malik
Hunter to Robinson for Six
B Joe for Pick Six

Peloponnesians
meet Hunter throwing a spear.
A History play.

 

[Alvious]

My advice to all
If ever you should go green
See a doctor soon

 

[DaCat]

New season new team
Hunter and not the hunted
Cats will maul Sparty

 

[GeauxCatsGeaux]

Hunter finds Berkley,
Kirtz, Price, Malik, Stephon, Clair
Cats win through the air

 

[loyolacat]

Michigan Spartans

roaming the Northwestern field

confused and lost

 

[OblioCat]

Sky Team Shields
Law Firm Prosecutes
Hunter Hunts

 

[Hungry Jack]

What to serve Sparty
Something refrigerated
A dish of Revenge

Fried green tomatoes
Topped with zesty ranch dressing
And kick in the nuts

 

[stpaulcat]

Fried green tomatoes
Topped with zesty ranch dressing
And kick in the nuts

Slice Purple onions
Confuse Spartans with a sniff
Then kick in the nuts

 

[iskaboo]

Jolly Green Giant
Ain’t worth a can of string beans
Cats win opener

 

[JordanClark]

Johnson and the crew
Balling with the tight gothic
Cats win by twenty

 

[FloridAlum]

Hey, Uber, would anyone object if I move this thread to the free board?

 

[CSCatFan1]

Hey, Uber, would anyone object if I move this thread to the free board?

I would.

 

[ubercat]

Hey, Uber, would anyone object if I move this thread to the free board?

Not at all. Show them what they're missing.

 

[TheC]

I'manunsophisticatedfreeboardplebianwhodoesn'tknowhowtowriteahaiku
IjusthopetheCatswin

 

[ubercat]

I am just a poor
boy tho my story's seldom
told I have squan... damn

 

[stpaulcat]

I'manunsophisticatedfreeboardplebianwhodoesn'tknowhowtowriteahaiku
IjusthopetheCatswin

It's easy--4, 9, 7 (or 5, I can't remember)

 

[ubercat]

Both teams to observe
COVID mitigation rules
And have their face masks

 

[BosCat]

Some Pay.... Some Do Not
All Want Same Ryan Result
Wildcats crush sparty

 

[ubercat]

Foul mouthed green mascot
Proud of his profanities
“I Am SpartyCuss!”

 

[Hungry Jack]

Spartan life entails
Forgoing comforts, as well
As Big Ten road wins

 

[Alaskawildkat]

I would.

But that is two words.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

As green foliage fades

And the hues of Fall emerge

Likewise Purple reigns

 

[Catslash]

Hunter stalks his prey
Cat feet silently gain hold
Lunge and score a six

 

[stpaulcat]

What to serve Sparty
Something refrigerated
A dish of Revenge

Refrigeration
Is not a necessity
Best revenge served warm

 

[stpaulcat]

But that is two words.

But that is five words
And you forgot the seven words
And the other five