Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Okay it’s Thursday
Carrying the Haiku ball
Time to…. oops… FUMBLE

 

[stpaulcat]

tOSU, bah
or Northwestern, sis boom bah?
Cats sit on the JON?

 

[Fcmchi1]

Buck nuts at Ryan
What is a buck nut, anyway?
Will NU’s nuts be crushed?

 

[Catslash]

the fly stays on course
a car speeding in its lane
unavoidable

 

[BosCat]

Can't believe it's gotten to the point of an appeal to the Haiku Operation Oversight Team (HOOT) for an extra syllable

Positive haiku?
7 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue

In case appeal is denied:

Positive haiku?
7 straight makes that real tough
Win Sat -- not so blue

 

[AdamOnFirst]

Wind and rain forecast
Fifty mile per hour gusts too
Maybe Stroud blows away?

 

[stpaulcat]

Oooh, Oohio State
Scariest of the scary
After Halloween

 

[NUCat320]

The score? A bummer.
But we’re lucky to host such
Gentlemanly fans.

 

[Cat In The Cradle]

Defeat expected
Buckeyes or Salukis? - same!
A stat for losers

 

[wicker]

Trap game for Buckeyes.
They can just run fullback trap
And score fifty-six

 

[Hungry Jack]

Interstate 80
Northwestern Wildcats zero
The numbers add up

 

[stpaulcat]

E'Cat's OState rant
A dirge worthy of the Gods
Wherefore art thou, E?

 

[CatManTrue]

Buck nuts at Ryan
What is a buck nut, anyway?
Will NU’s nuts be crushed?

To quote Coach Glowik:
A buckeye is, simply put,
A turd grown on trees.

 

[stpaulcat]

Defeat expected
Buckeyes or Salukis? - same!
A stat for losers

Misspelling alert!
Defecation expected
Wildcats dodge the turd?

 

[DaCat]

Abandon all hope
All ye who hope for a change
Same old same ol' Fitz

 

[stpaulcat]

Abandon all hope
All ye who hope for a change
Same old same ol' Fitz

Can we hope for more?
That Fitz van Winkle wakes up
and shaves off his beard

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Buckeyes face challenge

Of Chicago's Big Ten Team

With Wildcats' nine lives

 

[cattul]

The wind blows quickly
The stalks of wheat lay flattened
The Buckeye tree stands

 

[Noah121]

Stop State at Forty
Even that a tall order
Go Wildcats I guess?

 

[Hungry Jack]

“The Windy City”
Has always been misapplied
By uninformed guests