Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Our goal posts remain
Directly in front of us
Whadda we do now

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Off to Iowa

To collect an IOU

And balance the books

 

[loyolacat]

the view from the lake
is cloudy,misty,smokey
sun peaks through the clouds

 

[Catslash]

Iowa offense is sick
call goes out for expert care
call Doctor JON stat

 

[wicker]

"Punt team, get out there!"
Is theme of this week's matchup.
Need win for West crown

 

[EvanstonCat]

a once proud defense
turned into just pure garbage
o'neill you suck balls

 

[stpaulcat]

Double U game plan
Takes Iowa’s W
N U doubles down

 

[EvanstonCat]

Off to Iowa

To collect an IOU

And balance the books

Nice picture nice view
Not what we need right now though
How 'bout a moose pic

 

[BosCat]

Positive haiku?
6 straight makes that tough to do
Win Sat -- not so blue

 

[stpaulcat]

The cornfields dead
Cats prowl without a sound
W eludes

One side one minute
Going full Wrassler the next
What's a fan to do?

 

[Hungry Jack]

Stats are for losers
Moose sightings are for winners
Cats are forgiven

 

[NUCat320]

Children’s hospital
thing is cool but everything
Smells like pig feces

 

[stpaulcat]

Thus, you must avoid
Watching JON's defense while at
Children's Hospital

 

[Fcmchi1]

October day, dusk.
Hawks circling above, waiting.
Cats awaken, win.

 

[stpaulcat]

Goldarn frickin' MOOSE!
Which shows up, JON or the moose?
Or, moose horns for JON.

 

[stpaulcat]

October day, dusk.
Hawks circling above, waiting.
Cats awaken, win.

Pronounce fcmchi
fa *** chi, fc mch i, or
f*** a moochI, please.

 

[DaCat]

Here we go again
Same defense means same result
Lucky I-O-WA

 

[DaCat]

Pronounce fcmchi
fa *** chi, fc mch i, or
f*** a moochI, please.

Saint Paul Cat breaks rules
Haiku fail draws penalty
Timeout with Wrassler

 

[Fcmchi1]

Pronounce fcmchi
fa *** chi, fc mch i, or
f*** a moochI, please.

Next time be direct
Don’t hide behind nonsense
Horseman have b….s, right?

 

[Noah121]

iowapolis
dysfunctional contestants
sickos have delight


[Petition to rename Iowa City Iowapolis in the style of Minneapolis or Indianapolis. Heck, while we are at it, rename the Chiefs Kingdom as Kansapolis!]

 

[NUCat320]

Will the ‘double u’
Rot for eternity in
Iowapolis?

(also works for Iowa City)

 

[DaCat]

Dark Age survivor
Watching in growing horror
Return of Mildcats

 

[stpaulcat]

Saint Paul Cat breaks rules
Haiku fail draws penalty
Timeout with Wrassler

It's all in a name
A beautiful name it is
Just hard to pronounce

 

[Titanium999]

Our goal posts remain
Directly in front of us
Whadda we do now

I love Fitz for sure!
Win or lose? I love NU!
So proud of NU!

 

[PurpleWhiteBoy]

Go big or go home
Matt Nicholson at tight end
Unstoppable lob