Game Haiku

[ubercat]

The best thing ever
to come out of Chambana
I57

(from the vault)

 

[wicker]

Land of Lincoln Hat
Is game's goofy Big Ten prize.
NU not too proud

Last haiku of year.
I have enjoyed involvement.
Best of things to all

 

[ubercat]

The Hat has been deemed
a repressive male symbol
Replaced by The Gloves

 

[Hungry Jack]

Bert’s Bs are mostly
Cs and Ds when the grading
Scale adjusts to Fitz

 

[iskaboo]

Cats‘ hat streak may end
Illini has Bert as coach
That’s winning ugly

 

[DaCat]

Cats go first to worst
Defense and offense are shat
But somehow keeps Hat

 

[stpaulcat]

NU Wildcats take
The stink out of distinctive
Cats deodorize

 

[AstroCat]

comes an orange tide
wave after wave breaking on
a stiff purple shore

 

[AstroCat]

when it all seems lost
fighting on and kicking ***
satisfies deeply

 

[loyolacat]

the cold rolls down south
cracking crunching orange shrubbery
till disapears in mud

 

[cattul]

once I dreamed greatly
now, hope lost, I am only
in it for the LOL

 

[stpaulcat]

once I dreamed greatly
now, hope lost, I am only
in it for the LOL

Are you the dreamer
from OkLOLhoma? Yeeow!
Yipioeeay!

 

[stpaulcat]

the cold rolls down south
cracking crunching orange shrubbery
till disapears in mud

Almost enough syl-
lables for two haiku, but
quite well intended.

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Fighting Pumpkinheads
Relive Waterboy ritual
As Cats come and smash

 

[NU Houston]

Season finale
Cats won last six in series
Let's make it seven

 

[cattul]

Are you the dreamer
from OkLOLhoma? Yeeow!
Yipioeeay!

OkLOLhoma, as
a comedy festival,
would be a good name.

 

[NREPP Fraud]

The best thing ever
to come out of Chambana
I57

(from the vault)

Fitz Coalescing
Rejuvenating Wildcats
It is all good now!

 

[stpaulcat]

Fitz Coalescing
Rejuvenating Wildcats
It is all good now!

Until tomomorrow
when NREPP will
again be a fraud.

 

[NUCat320]

When the Cats win, Bert
should convert his Hawkeyes tat
to a LOL-N-Cat.

So much talent it
Will remind you of Sundays:
Lions versus Bears.

Proposal: One more
Win and rename it LowHat.
Low? Land of Willie.

 

[Hungry Jack]

The LOL hat!
A more fitting moniker
Would be hard to find

 

[stpaulcat]

If it is to fit
The Wildcats must not acquit
Lincoln's hat, that is