Game Haiku

Hungry Jack

All-Conference
Nov 17, 2008
37,520
2,998
67
In any town, on any street
An exceptional mind, you can meet
But rare is the being
Who composes prose so foreseeing
Game haikus just can’t be beat
 

wicker

Senior
Jan 29, 2002
29,914
947
0
Paul Chryst
Has a list
Of strategies
And grid prodigies

There once was a man named Fitzgerald
Whose football deeds we herald
Be it Ramsey or Johnson,
Looks bad for Wisconsin
To Big ten title they barreled

Get down to brass tacks
Wisconsin appears stronger
Than my Sandburg side
 

Alvious

Junior
Sep 6, 2010
2,654
368
83
Purple and red clash
Harken back twenty-five years
Cats will cut the cheese
 

stpaulcat

Senior
May 29, 2001
35,290
865
113
Cheese game: Cheese, cheese, cheese
cheese, goodness how delicious
Eatin’ Goober’s cheese.
 

Alaskawildkat

Senior
Dec 28, 2005
20,802
553
113


Five-O karma back

As Cats lock up the Badgers

And now go 5-O



Draped in Purple Cape

Brought winning karma before

Ready for repeat

 
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LeftyLarry

All-American
Nov 11, 2003
221,645
7,627
0
Ryan Field house of horrors
Badger QB exorcises the demons
Somewhere, Fred & Ethel Mertz smile
 

GOUNUII

Junior
Jan 4, 2004
6,418
238
63
Ryan Field house of horrors
Badger QB exorcises the demons
Somewhere, Fred & Ethel Mertz smile

Hey Lefty ... love your contributions. But you gotta get with the game. Haiku's go 5-7-5. You're doing some funky 7-11-8 stuff.

GOUNUII
 

DaCat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
25,595
2,006
113
Showdown at Ryan
Mustelids on the menu
Cats feast on Badgers
 

AstroCat

Redshirt
Sep 17, 2002
5,305
31
48
a fierce contest looms
bracing for bruises and blood
'Cats sharpen their claws
 

DaCat

All-Conference
May 29, 2001
25,595
2,006
113
Good Haikus must mean
Good results on Saturday
Let's stomp the Badgers
 

Amcat

Redshirt
May 29, 2001
374
18
11
Midvale Dave returns
Cats make a meal of Badgers
Go Cats! Ryan Field Win!


Go Çats!
 

loyolacat

Freshman
Oct 21, 2006
2,713
62
48
leaves blow through fence posts
NU runners swiftly plow ahead.
red rocks immobile stare