Game Haiku

[ubercat]

Inconvenient truth
Even Al Gore will aver
D Crockett's defunct

 

[Noah121]

Finally it comes
Another monkey to shake
Off the orange tree

 

[MemphisVol]

Oh, SEC Speed
Northwestern is not ready
Over by halftime

 

[MemphisVol]

Stanford was a fluke
Body clock won't help today
Dobbs just scored again

 

[FloridAlum]

Purple is regal
Orange color reminds me
Of prison jumpsuit

 

[FloridAlum]

Bowl game win is great
But highlight of trip will be
Sitting with Gladeskat

 

[ubercat]

The gauntlet's thrown down
Jibes spewed in 5-7-5
We got a haik-off

 

[MemphisVol]

NU, be aware
Peyton gave us HGH
No comebacks today

 

[ubercat]

Vols' receiver corps
Inspiring dread no longer
They're Peerless Priceless

 

[MemphisVol]

New rankings are out
US News and World Report
Says your football sucks

 

[MemphisVol]

I'm having way too much fun talking trash through terrible haikus. Thank you for this thread.

 

[ubercat]

I'm having way too much fun talking trash through terrible haikus. Thank you for this thread.

Haiku: the lingua franca of smack. Thanks for joining in.

 

[stpaulcat]

I'm having way too much fun talking trash through terrible haikus. Thank you for this thread.

You want to have fun?
You will have to wait until next
New Year's day bowl game

 

[ubercat]

Footballphil abides
The nemesis of ISIS
Whither Phil Fulmer?

 

[Noah121]

I'm having way too much fun talking trash through terrible haikus. Thank you for this thread.

This type of thread is
A great tradition right here -
Please do contribute

 

[Noah121]

Ballot box stuffing:
Rocky Top Rocky Top Rock
Y Top Rocky Top

 

[Alvious]

Ten wins is great, but
This one goes to eleven.
Ring in the NU year

 

[ubercat]

Dragging defenders
with him, that's Justin Jackson
the Vol Carrier

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Which odds are better?
Underdog Cats winning, *or*
Della dating Phil?

 

[Captain Insano_rivals517993]

Bowl game win is great
But highlight of trip will be
Sitting with Gladeskat

Rockytop gets drilled
Wildcat fans are thrilled
ESPN sucks...

 

[Noah121]

Rockytop gets drilled
Wildcat fans are thrilled
ESPN sucks...

Some elongated
Syllables appear within
Your second line. Buzz!

 

[Captain Insano_rivals517993]

Peyton took the drugs
Woodson deserved the Heisman
Rockytop is terrible

 

[TSH]

This thread is somewhere between Confucius and "Your Momma" jokes. I am disappointed in myself for enjoying it so much.

 

[Noah121]

Peyton took the drugs
Woodson deserved the Heisman
Rockytop is terrible

It's Five-Seven-Five!
It is not Five-Five-Five or
Five-Seven-Seven.

This thread is somewhere between Confucius and "Your Momma" jokes. I am disappointed in myself for enjoying it so much.

Confucius once say:
"If both sides lead same suit then
Somebody crazy!"

 

[stpaulcat]

This thread is somewhere between Confucius and "Your Momma" jokes. I am disappointed in myself for enjoying it so much.

Confucius say, Yo
Momma the Cats' pajamas
If Yo get my drift

 

[stpaulcat]

This thread is somewhere between Confucius and "Your Momma" jokes. I am disappointed in myself for enjoying it so much.

Confucius say, Yo
Momma is a Volunteer,
At the Cat House

 

[stpaulcat]

This thread is somewhere between Confucius and "Your Momma" jokes. I am disappointed in myself for enjoying it so much.

Confucius say, Yo
Momma is the Vols' meow
To the Wildcat's roar

 

[stpaulcat]

Haiku: the lingua franca of smack. Thanks for joining in.

Quintessentially,
Ubercat portrays Northwestern
Long words, longer....... (one syllable)

 

[Hungry Jack]

Insufferable trolls
are God's children, albeit
of the red-head kind

 

[beetlemania74]

Confucius once say:
Why that silly man wearing
Silly orange pants?

 

[MemphisVol]

Northwestern's best chance
To succeed on New Year's Day?
Just punt it away.

 

[stpaulcat]

Northwestern's best chance
To succeed on New Year's Day?
Just punt it away.

Confucius say, Yo
Momma's Punt is deep, into
Wildcat territory

 

[MemphisVol]

Confucius say, Yo
Momma's Punt is deep, into
Wildcat territory

Confucius say, Yo
Momma always gets randy
For Purple Vandy

 

[WestCoastWildcat]

Confucius say, Yo
Momma's Punt is deep, into
Wildcat territory

Keep them coming, St. Paul. You are on a roll- at least you are according to Yo Momma.

 

[stpaulcat]

Keep them coming, St. Paul. You are on a roll- at least you are according to Yo Momma.

Confucius say, Yo
Momma is on a roll, down
at the one yard line.

 

[ubercat]

DocCat's overseas
Streams game in Mumbai, list'ning
to Dueling Sitars

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Inconvenient truth
Even Al Gore will aver
D Crockett's defunct

Pardon me fellas!
But the story is hoops!
We got a big man!

 

[Wrestlerneverdiesasacatfan]

Cats are ranked ten!
In both hoops and football
Check AP Monday!

 

[ubercat]

One more soda war
Grape > orange
First Law of Fizzics

 

[Alaskawildkat]

Paper Rock Scissors

Purple Paper Orange Rock

Paper covers Rock