FYI - this was Bret Bielema...

xxxWalkTheDawg

Redshirt
Oct 21, 2005
4,262
0
25
Not surprising

He reeled in the hot blonde and moved to the south. Salad with kale? Not anymore. Catfish buffet with endless hush puppies? Damn right.
 

Drebin

Heisman
Aug 22, 2012
22,953
28,645
113
Glorious bastard.

Part of his appeal to me is that he's 0-4 aGAINst State. I hope he doesn't ruin this for me this weekend.
 

CochiseCowbell

Heisman
Oct 29, 2012
15,914
15,068
113
Akin to Luther Vandross, Ol Bert is better portly. The Bert Fan Club recognizes no works prior to Fayetteville; reeling in his wife notwithstanding.
 

RightOfCenter

Redshirt
Dec 5, 2015
1,135
0
0
I was watching something leading up to the season, a fan yelled at him to beat bama. Bert quips "What about Mississippi State?"
 

Shamoan

Redshirt
Jun 27, 2013
12,466
0
0
Bert is a radiant star that engulfs all spacially inept bodies into one larger, entertaining super-body that pulsates lust and charisma into the outer reaches of the Bert universe. He is the sun and Jen is the moon as the ride the fattened bacon-greased lightning bolt down into the pits of damnation (Starkville) only to emerge glistening in lipid-soaked victory that is all too sure. the body poncho is coming...
 

Lettucexxxx

All-Conference
Oct 16, 2012
4,562
1,047
113
 

codeDawg

Redshirt
Nov 13, 2007
2,102
0
36
They have their fair share of cheese and sausages up in Wisconsin.

Do they ever. I just had a flight out of Milwaukee and not one but TWO women around me had to ask for seat belt extensions. That plane was full of fat women.
 
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