FUN 'What could possibly happen next' thread

[Piscataway_rivals]

If I don't laugh I will cry so I figured we could all use some fun while waiting for the **** tornado to hit whilst weathering the **** storm.

I'll go first

"Witness states home invasion getaway car was red, late model luxury SUV; driver seen furiously correcting writing assignment"

 

[CornerTavern]

Caroo brawl video

 

[biazza38]

We beat Penn state

 

[Piscataway_rivals]

Updated title.

 

[rufancoe00]

NCAA will vacate allnwins from the 1869 season as punishment

 

[RUScrew85]

We'll never get that Death Star for the stadium now.

 

[RU4Real]

It is revealed that Joe Paterno did, in fact, know every detail of Kyle Flood's misdeeds.

 

[RUinPinehurst]

RU runs the table, wins its first B1G Championship, Flood unanimously selected as B1G Coach of the Year. Then I wake up, laugh, have coffee, laugh more.

 

[RU76]

SL reports Jimmy Hoffa buried in Rutgers stadium. RU admins order stadium demolished to find the body.

 

[NitNE73]

I've got to tell you, stick together as a fan base. I know everyone is shell shocked for the time being, but it will get better. I guarantee.

I was one of the Penn State fans who wanted Rutgers in the BT. I live in South Jersey, so it brings big football to the area. Pitt can no longer be a meaningful game each year, and you have taken their place on our annual schedule.

I already love the vitriol that appears on each other's boards; it may be a precursor of a some day rivalry. And I doubt any program will ever again have to endure what we have gone through since 2011. We were pronounced DOA and seem to be on a path to recovery.

So on the eve of our next game I write to say we would rather beat you down when you are at your best, and we recognize your ranks have been depleted, but good luck anyway. When the Penn State athletic department decided on a Stripe Out for Saturday's game, I'm sure they didn't intend any reference to prison clothing.

Cheers.

 

[RU4Real]

I've got to tell you, stick together as a fan base. I know everyone is shell shocked for the time being, but it will get better. I guarantee.

I was one of the Penn State fans who wanted Rutgers in the BT. I live in South Jersey, so it brings big football to the area. Pitt can no longer be a meaningful game each year, and you have taken their place on our annual schedule.

I already love the vitriol that appears on each other's boards; it may be a precursor of a some day rivalry. And I doubt any program will ever again have to endure what we have gone through since 2011. We were pronounced DOA and seem to be on a path to recovery.

So on the eve of our next game I write to say we would rather beat you down when you are at your best, and we recognize your ranks have been depleted, but good luck anyway. When the Penn State athletic department decided on a Stripe Out for Saturday's game, I'm sure they didn't intend any reference to prison clothing.

Cheers.

There's a lot of us going to the game Saturday. And I'm sure there are pot dealers in Happy Valley.

We wouldn't anything to happen to anybody, right?

I'm just sayin'.

 

[RUfromNJ]

Who was it that used to post the mock front page of the SL? The one that had the headline "Schiano Linked to Big Oil" among other wild things. All of a sudden they don't seem so wild anymore.

 

[MADHAT1]

Barchi blames Hermann for Flood being out of control and replaces her with Zoffinger .
Zoff fires Flood and brings in Jay Paterno as KC.