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Hungry Jack

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Frosty the Coach Man
Had a big unhappy scowl
‘Cause his team botched plays
In myriad ways
While committing lots of fouls.

Frosty the Coach Man
Once made alumni jump for joy
But boy, were they surprised when
Before their eyes
They lost to freakin’ Troy

There must have been some talent
On that two deep Frosty found
For when he looked up the names
There were four stars all around.

Frosty the Coach Man
Was confused as he could be
And as the pundits say
A late game ten point lead
Should not just melt away

On back to Lincoln
With a game tape in his hand
Showing Nagel here and there
Running everywhere
Saying catch me if you can

Clayton led them down the field so fast
Right to the Husker line
And when he threw the touchdown pass
It was on to overtime.

Frosty the Coach Man
Knew his seat was hot that day
So he said the D
Is not my cup of tea
That's all I have to say.

Frosty the Coach Man
Saw his team implode that day
When a dribbled snap
Capped off the giant crap
That was the Husker’s play
 
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Hungry Jack

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Before I get banned, I will say I come in peace, albeit with humor at the expense of Big Red faithful.

I attended the game with a good friend and Nebraska alumnus. He was gracious, but I was not sure if I should take him to the hospital or the bar after that game. Tough way to lose.

But Northwestern fans know a lot about losing in spectacular fashion. Somehow, the sun always rises the next day.

I foresee much better days ahead for Nebraska football.
 
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saluno22

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Hungry Jack said:
Before I get banned, I will say I come in peace, albeit with humor at the expense of Big Red faithful.

I attended the game with a good friend and Nebraska alumnus. He was gracious, but I was not sure if I should take him to the hospital or the bar after that game. Tough way to lose.

But Northwestern fans know a lot about losing in spectacular fashion. Somehow, the sun always rises the next day.

I foresee much better days ahead for Nebraska football.
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All of that could have been said without the poem and you wouldn't need to say you come in peace.

< EDIT > I say this because of how overrun this board has been with trolls lately. < /EDIT >
 
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HUSKERFAN66

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Hungry Jack said:
Frosty the Coach Man
Had a big unhappy scowl
‘Cause his team lost games
In myriad ways
While committing lots of fowls.

Frosty the Coach Man
First Made alumni jump for joy
But boy, were they surprised when
Before their eyes
They lost to freakin’ Troy

There must have been some talent
On that two deep that Frost found
For when he looked up the names
There were four stars all around.

Frosty the Coach Man
Was confused as he could be
And as the pundits say
A late game ten point lead
Should not just melt away

Frosty the Coach Man
Knew his seat was hot that day
So he said the D
Is not my cup of tea
So I’ll just punt away

So on back to Lincoln
With a game tape in his hand
Showing Nagel here and there
Running everywhere
Saying catch me if you can

Clayton led them down the field so fast
Right to the Husker line
And when he threw the touchdown pass
It was on to overtime.

Frosty the Coach Man
Saw his team implode that day
And then a dribbled snap
Capped off the giant crap
That was the Husker’s play
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This was true genius and should be up for post of the year honors. I think everyone could get a chuckle from it or at least appreciate the effort.

Good job.
 
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Hungry Jack

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I normally don't kick a guy when he's down, but sometimes they are in the way.

In all seriousness, Husker fans are highly regarded in Evanston for their support (I'd say Ryan Field was 50% Red/50% Purple last Saturday) and their graciousness. I hope to visit Lincoln some fall Saturday soon.
 
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HUSKERFAN66

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StreamCat said:
Husker fans are the best. I had a good time with you all. Although my time was probably better than yours. I'm glad we were able to beat you while it is still possible.
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We'll be on the "can of whoop *** world tour" soon. Coming to a stadium near you and to those brave enough to come to us

Can't wait..
 
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Ewooc

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Tuco Salamanca said:
Just when you think you have too much time on your hands, this shows up. Then you realize there are people with even more discretionary time than even you.
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Lol Right? I was just going to say wow, the level of obsession by these trolls is reaching an unhealthy level now.
 
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Ewooc

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JohnRossEwing said:
The time that he must have spent to create this makes me feel like I am the hardest working person in the state.
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Guessing he is UCF stalker. Probably 23, unemployed, going to the beach every day, and living in his mommy's basement. Of course he has the time.
 
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HUSKERFAN66

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Hungry Jack said:
Frosty the Coach Man
Had a big unhappy scowl
‘Cause his team lost games
In myriad ways
While committing lots of fowls.

Frosty the Coach Man
Once made alumni jump for joy
But boy, were they surprised when
Before their eyes
They lost to freakin’ Troy

There must have been some talent
On that two deep that Frosty found
For when he looked up the names
There were four stars all around.

Frosty the Coach Man
Was confused as he could be
And as the pundits say
A late game ten point lead
Should not just melt away

So on back to Lincoln
With a game tape in his hand
Showing Nagel here and there
Running everywhere
Saying catch me if you can

Clayton led them down the field so fast
Right to the Husker line
And when he threw the touchdown pass
It was on to overtime.

Frosty the Coach Man
Knew his seat was hot that day
So he said the D
Is not my cup of tea
That's all I have to say.

Frosty the Coach Man
Saw his team implode that day
And then a dribbled snap
Capped off the giant crap
That was the Husker’s play
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Tried to sing it. Doesn't flow the best. I ll still give it a B
 
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Hungry Jack

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I understand the sentiment. I accuse Wolverine interlopers at our Northwestern site of visiting fern bars for mating purposes. And that’s on a good day.

But you haven’t been trolled until you have been visited by Tennessee Volunteer fans. It’s like a swarm of locusts, but at least locusts leave once they are done eating.
 
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oldjar07

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Hungry Jack said:
Frosty the Coach Man
Had a big unhappy scowl
‘Cause his team lost games
In myriad ways
While committing lots of fowls.

Frosty the Coach Man
Once made alumni jump for joy
But boy, were they surprised when
Before their eyes
They lost to freakin’ Troy

There must have been some talent
On that two deep that Frosty found
For when he looked up the names
There were four stars all around.

Frosty the Coach Man
Was confused as he could be
And as the pundits say
A late game ten point lead
Should not just melt away

So on back to Lincoln
With a game tape in his hand
Showing Nagel here and there
Running everywhere
Saying catch me if you can

Clayton led them down the field so fast
Right to the Husker line
And when he threw the touchdown pass
It was on to overtime.

Frosty the Coach Man
Knew his seat was hot that day
So he said the D
Is not my cup of tea
That's all I have to say.

Frosty the Coach Man
Saw his team implode that day
And then a dribbled snap
Capped off the giant crap
That was the Husker’s play
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RollingLaughBest post I've seen on this board in a while, thanks!
 
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