From CNN.com

[tenureplan]

"Segway owner dies in apparent Segway accident"

To make it sports related; he apparently wasn't an Olympic swimmer...</p>

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Chatting up in heaven:
"I died in a rocket accident."
"I died in a racecar."
"Hey Jimi, what about you?"
"I... uh... fell off a cliff on my segway."

 

[tenureplan]

I would like to be killed by 100 lbs of irony also.