Freezus Lost Another Recruiting Battle Today

[121Josey]

4-Star Safety Todd Harris chose over Freezus not LSU, not Bama, but.... wait for it... wait for it... his high school! The attrition keeps piling up! What a losing streak! Moneyballers December to February, strikeout kings the rest of the year! But when you're hot you're hot, and when you're not you're likely going on probation.

Today's commitment or lack thereof will make TUNS even more not guilty in the eyes of the NCAA. But I Wonder how much this faux announcement cost The Network?

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[11thEagleFan]

I don't get it.

 

[121Josey]

Maybe this will help:

Shea Dixon ‏<s>@</s>Sheadixon <small class="time"> 1h1 hour ago </small> My mind is blown. Todd Harris didn't put on any three hats. Put on a Plaquemine hat and revealed a Plaquemine jersey. He's committed to HS.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

This don't mean he won't eventually commit to Freeze..this post is dumb.

 

[aTotal360]

Sounds like a troll job. What a tool.

 

[121Josey]

This don't mean he won't eventually commit to Freeze..this post is dumb.

*Doesn't. It's dumb because you don't understand it. But even if he does eventually commit to Freezus, that's doesn't make it look any better, nor does it mean he won't decommit from Freezus if he did commit.

All I'm saying is that he put some public **** all over that TUNS hat.

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

So the kid is basically saying...I'm just focusing on my Senior year of High School and winning Football games for the "Green Devils" (I never knew Devils came in that color, I've only ever heard of Red Devils, Jersey Devils, Blue Devils, and my own people...White Devils).

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[KeyserSoze1999]

Well I think this Harris kid is a bit too wrapped up in the attention he is receiving. This "cap choosing ceremony" was basically just for attention---and in February next year everyone can watch his 2nd "cap choosing ceremony"---and if he goes to Junior College then everyone can wait 2 more years for his 3rd "cap choosing ceremony".

I can hardly wait for the sequels!**

 

[dawgstudent]

I kind of like it. He - probably unintentionally- mocked the ridiculousness of recruiting

 

[tatedog]

Somebody is dropping the ball on updating the Teachers of the Month.

 

[mcdawg22]

I kind of like it. He - probably unintentionally- mocked the ridiculousness of recruiting

If it was intentional that kid gets mad props.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Anybody remember that kid from Louisiana that Crooms almost landed? He made himself to be hot ****. Even had his own website touting himself. I don't think that guy ever did anything, but dammit if people lost sleep and years of life over wherever and however he chose to go to school.

 

[tatedog]

So the kid is basically saying...I'm just focusing on my Senior year of High School and winning Football games for the "Green Devils" (I never knew Devils came in that color, I've only ever heard of Red Devils, Jersey Devils, Blue Devils, and my own people...White Devils).

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How could you leave out the Delta Devils? (which have a striking similarity to Green Devils)

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

His 5'5 bench warmer hemophilia teammate doing the "cap choosing ceremony" would have been funnier.

A 4 Star player with legitimate offers from Bama, LSU, and Ole Miss doing the "cap choosing ceremony" is still slightly funny...just not sure that the kid gets that it is a joke.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Ryan Perrilloux

 

[KeyserSoze1999]

Ha, I thought the same thing. Nobody wants to be Teacher of the Month, you probably automatically get your house / yard rolled.

Then again it is still Summer, I bet all the Teachers are out in Las Vegas gambling....if they hit the Jackpot then they retire...if they lose then they have to go back to trying to teach English to 6th Graders (poor bastards).

 

[121Josey]

I kind of like it. He - probably unintentionally- mocked the ridiculousness of recruiting

IT's beginning...

Josh Clarke ‏<s>@</s>kxng__josh <small class="time"> 5h5 hours ago </small>
I'am decommiting from ole miss to Riverdale high hope everybody respect my decision

 

[ChinaDogSunflower]

Lol the dude is a grade casualty, he's going into 12th grade again**