FC/OT: Why is this so accurate?

[Midnighter]

 

[VicVaselino]

You'd think that with all his money, he'd have a better haircut.

 

[LaJollaCreek]

You'd think that with all his money, he'd have a better haircut.

I think he's just trying to hold on there to be honest.

 

[Midnighter]

You'd think that with all his money, he'd have a better haircut.

Setting aside this is Shane Gillis - the point still stands. I used to visit my friend at UK and every couple was like this.

 

[bdgan]

Who would want to be like that couple?

 

[LaJollaCreek]

Who would want to be like that couple?

People with a sense of humor probably. One of the funniest guys around.

 

[VaDave4PSU]

Setting aside this is Shane Gillis - the point still stands. I used to visit my friend at UK and every couple was like this.

The eastern side of the state of Kentucky is notorious for this. Total babes latched on to the poster child's for a Squidbillies live action film.

 

[BobPSU92]

Setting aside this is Shane Gillis - the point still stands. I used to visit my friend at UK and every couple was like this.

What’s a Shane Gillis?

 

[Midnighter]

What’s a Shane Gillis?

Funny *** Pennsylvania boy.

 

[PSU Mike]

Well the average PSU couple averages about 5 bills and 6 chins to be honest.

 

[rudedude]

Money and power (real or perceived) are the ultimate opioids going on here and have been infinitum. It actually ties into our biology and is an area that most of society wants to deny.

 

[psuro]

...and then, there is the "after" photo....

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

Money and power (real or perceived) are the ultimate opioids going on here and have been infinitum. It actually ties into our biology and is an area that most of society wants to deny.

Explain me n moms, who started with zero.

 

[psuro]

Explain me n moms, who started with zero.

She wanted to go slumming?

 

[Midnighter]

 

[Midnighter]

Here they are…

 

[s1uggo72]

The eastern side of the state of Kentucky is notorious for this. Total babes latched on to the poster child's for a Squidbillies live action film.

but only if they get a check every 2 weeks

 

[fairgambit]

Who would want to be like that couple?

 

[VaDave4PSU]

but only if they get a check every 2 weeks

"Coal miner's wife" sticker on the back of that Tahoe baby.

 

[manatree]

The eastern side of the state of Kentucky is notorious for this. Total babes latched on to the poster child's for a Squidbillies live action film.

So you're saying I should move to Eastern Kentucky.

but only if they get a check every 2 weeks

So you're saying I can't afford to move to Eastern Kentucky.

 

[PSU_Lions_84]

There are more rednecks per capita in Pennsylvania than there are in many other regions of the country.

 

[PSU87]

There are more rednecks per capita in Pennsylvania than there are in many other regions of the country.

You are not lying. Getting off the plane for our group tour at the 87 Fiesta Bowl, there were more coolers than suitcases.

 

[PSU87]

Money and power (real or perceived) are the ultimate opioids going on here and have been infinitum. It actually ties into our biology and is an area that most of society wants to deny.

For attractive Southern girls, it's even more prevalent.

I dated a really, really pretty girl from Birmingham...for them your career and what fraternity you went to was paramount.

Despite the fact that I was a degreed engineer with a good paying job, as she was dumping my a$$ she said it was primarily because I wasn't "doing anything with my life"

Doctor, lawyer or bust I guess...

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

that’s bad parenting, tell me you proved her wrong

 

[Midnighter]

For attractive Southern girls, it's even more prevalent.

I dated a really, really pretty girl from Birmingham...for them your career and what fraternity you went to was paramount.

Despite the fact that I was a degreed engineer with a good paying job, as she was dumping my a$$ she said it was primarily because I wasn't "doing anything with my life"

Doctor, lawyer or bust I guess...

Or they ‘work for daddy…’.

 

[PSU_Lions_84]

Southern girls are raised on the premise, "My Daddy is the best man I will ever know." and they date and choose mates accordingly. Tiny, whimsical bit of proof: When I started dating my now-wife, I grabbed my cloth hankie out of my back pocket to cover a sneeze. My then not-wife exclaimed, "My Daddy is the only other man I know who carries a hankie!" How many relationship points did that get me? IDK but I do know my wife (and other Southern women) compared their beaus to their fathers. In my situation, I was honored to pass the test. F-i-l was an awesome guy, God rest his soul.

 

[s1uggo72]

So you're saying I should move to Eastern Kentucky.

So you're saying I can't afford to move to Eastern Kentucky.

I am sure you could afford to live there, you just cant get a hot babe!! Need a check every 2 weeks

 

[psuro]

For attractive Southern girls, it's even more prevalent.

I dated a really, really pretty girl from Birmingham...for them your career and what fraternity you went to was paramount.

Despite the fact that I was a degreed engineer with a good paying job, as she was dumping my a$$ she said it was primarily because I wasn't "doing anything with my life"

Doctor, lawyer or bust I guess...

Oh, it's not just southern girls, and it's not just young ladies either. Even here in the Northeast it's like that.

 

[bdgan]

For attractive Southern girls, it's even more prevalent.

I dated a really, really pretty girl from Birmingham...for them your career and what fraternity you went to was paramount.

Despite the fact that I was a degreed engineer with a good paying job, as she was dumping my a$$ she said it was primarily because I wasn't "doing anything with my life"

Doctor, lawyer or bust I guess...

You don't want to be with someone who thinks you're a loser anyway.

 

[psuro]

Or they ‘work for daddy…’.

It's pronounced "Diddy"

 

[LionJim]

Southern girls are raised on the premise, "My Daddy is the best man I will ever know." and they date and choose mates accordingly. Tiny, whimsical bit of proof: When I started dating my now-wife, I grabbed my cloth hankie out of my back pocket to cover a sneeze. My then not-wife exclaimed, "My Daddy is the only other man I know who carries a hankie!" How many relationship points did that get me? IDK but I do know my wife (and other Southern women) compared their beaus to their fathers. In my situation, I was honored to pass the test. F-i-l was an awesome guy, God rest his soul.

Fwiw, my father-in-law was also a college professor. He taught Biology.

 

[bdgan]

Money and power (real or perceived) are the ultimate opioids going on here and have been infinitum. It actually ties into our biology and is an area that most of society wants to deny.

Tell me about it. It makes me sick to my stomach to think back at all the women I had to sleep with to get where I got.

 

[BobPSU92]

You don't want to be with someone who thinks you're a loser anyway.

How does that help me?

 

[PSU_Lions_84]

Fwiw, my father-in-law was also a college professor. He taught Biology.

My f-i-l built Hatteras Yachts - he was the paint foreman in the High Point facility. Took me to the workshop one time - way back in late 70's - and let me wander around what was then a $1M boat. HOOO-WEEE!

 

[psuro]

Tell me about it. It makes me sick to my stomach to think back at all the women I had to sleep with to get where I got.

Here, on this board, with us?

 

[Lanz]

SEC couple at the Watch Hill Inn??? Way out of their element!

 

[PSU_Lions_84]

Tell me about it. It makes me sick to my stomach to think back at all the women I had to sleep with to get where I got.

You don't like your Mom and your sisters?

 

[Midnighter]

First five minutes here is all you need to know:

 

[Midnighter]

Oh, it's not just southern girls, and it's not just young ladies either. Even here in the Northeast it's like that.

Northeast girls are like….



Right @laKavosiey-st lion ??

 

[laKavosiey-st lion]

My girl is borderline undefinable