Favorite Movie Lines?
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Unforgiven: Killing a man
The Schofield Kid: [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
One of the most powerful and memorable scenes I can remember.
The Schofield Kid: [after killing a man for the first time] It don't seem real... how he ain't gonna never breathe again, ever... how he's dead. And the other one too. All on account of pulling a trigger.
Will Munny: It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. Take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.
The Schofield Kid: Yeah, well, I guess they had it coming.
Will Munny: We all got it coming, kid.
One of the most powerful and memorable scenes I can remember.
Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne! I have to go to the bathroom.
Major Payne: You hold it, turd!
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I can't!
Major Payne: You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!
[Later]
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne!
Major Payne: What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I had an accident.
[He had peed down the front of his pants]
Major Payne: You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies, boy!
Major Payne: You hold it, turd!
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I can't!
Major Payne: You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground!
[Later]
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: Major Payne!
Major Payne: What, boy? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I had an accident.
[He had peed down the front of his pants]
Major Payne: You nasty little worm. Go change your Huggies, boy!
Eddie: Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so.
"You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little 17d up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to 17n amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny"
"Run the damn ball Hugh**"
"Run the damn ball Hugh**"
"They said you was hung!".........."And they was right!"
"Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's got to go back and get a ****-load of dimes!"
+ about 20 others
Blazing Saddles
"No thank you Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down."
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
+ about 20 others
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
"Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's got to go back and get a ****-load of dimes!"
+ about 20 others
Blazing Saddles
"No thank you Delmar. A third of a gopher would only arouse my appetite without bedding her back down."
"Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!"
+ about 20 others
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Put. That. Coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only. You think I'm 17ing with you? I am not 17ing with you.
"There ain't no cryin' in baseball."
"There's iron in your words of life and death. It's fitting that warriors such as us should meet this way."
"There's iron in your words of life and death. It's fitting that warriors such as us should meet this way."
I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of God. I've seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves. And goodness - what God desires - is here [points to Balian's head] and here [points to Balian's heart] and by what you decide to do every day you will be a good man...or not.
Desoto brought up Braveheart in the longest thread I've seen that keeps on giving. I could quote the whole movie:
Uncle Argyle: Did the priest give a nice eulogy?
Young William: I don't know. It was in Latin.
Argyle: You don't speak Latin? Well, that's something we'll have to remedy, isn't it.
(I use the last of that often.)
Young William: I can fight.
Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.
Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: Musta made an impression.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.
Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?
Uncle Argyle: Did the priest give a nice eulogy?
Young William: I don't know. It was in Latin.
Argyle: You don't speak Latin? Well, that's something we'll have to remedy, isn't it.
(I use the last of that often.)
Young William: I can fight.
Malcolm Wallace: I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men.
Hamish: Personal escort of the princess.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: Musta made an impression.
William Wallace: Aye.
Hamish: I didn't think you were in the tent that long.
Hamish: Some men are longer than others.
Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?
If all that is left of you is your smile and your little finger you would be more of a man than anyone I have ever met...
That's just because you know what I can do with my little finger.
That's just because you know what I can do with my little finger.
From Step Brothers: Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner.
Clark: Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?
Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
Cousin Eddie: I aint seen a beatin' like that since somebody put a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
Cousin Eddie: I aint seen a beatin' like that since somebody put a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Inglourious Basterds
Well, you don't gotta be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't wanna fight in a basement.
Well, you don't gotta be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't wanna fight in a basement.
Doc Holliday (Tombstone) I'll be your Huckleberry.
Buce Campbell (Army of Darkness) You arent in charge of Jack **** and Jack just left town
Denzel in Equalizer - are we waiting for someone else?
Buce Campbell (Army of Darkness) You arent in charge of Jack **** and Jack just left town
Denzel in Equalizer - are we waiting for someone else?
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