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Favorite Movie Lines?
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You are not special. You're not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We're all part of the same compost heap. We're all singing, all dancing crap of the world.
"Well snakes don't really have parts. But if I had to guess I would say his knee."
"Women. You can't live with em and they can't pee standing up."
Qualifications?
"Rape. Murder. Arson. Rape."
You said rape twice.
"I like rape."
Don't splash the pot.
"In my club, I splash the pot venever. The fahk. I vant." (Pretty much anything Teddy KGB said in that whole movie, really)
"Women. You can't live with em and they can't pee standing up."
Qualifications?
"Rape. Murder. Arson. Rape."
You said rape twice.
"I like rape."
Don't splash the pot.
"In my club, I splash the pot venever. The fahk. I vant." (Pretty much anything Teddy KGB said in that whole movie, really)
Lowell from Wings: ...Oh Susannah, Camp Town Races, you know, Stephen Stinking Foster.
Doc: Oh. Well this happens to be a nocturne.
Lowell: A which?
Doc: You know, Fredric 17'n Chopin.
Doc: Oh. Well this happens to be a nocturne.
Lowell: A which?
Doc: You know, Fredric 17'n Chopin.
I’m gonna get me a bottle of tequila and find me one of them Keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kinda kick back.
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five'? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, i kind of lost track myself. But being that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well do ya, punk?"
"more human than human, that's our motto" - Blade Runner
"I'm a firm believer in a ruling class, especially since I rule" - Clerks
"Why is the sex so important? Because I'm a 17ING CAVEMAN!!!" - Closer
"Fortune and glory, kid, fortune and glory" - Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom
"Life finds a way..." - Jurassic Park
"Ooh, great warrior. Wars not make one great" - Star Wars Empire
"**** it!" - The Deer Hunter
"I'm your huckleberry; that's just my game" - Tombstone
"Now go get your 17ing shinebox" - Goodfellas
"I'm as human as the next man".."I was the next man!"..."Ah, ships that pass in the night" - Indian Jones and the Last Crusade
"What the 17 is the internet?!?" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Charlie M.?!?!" - Casino
"Yeah, the friend with the cleft *******?" - The Big Lebowski
"Grays. Sports. Almanac." - BTTF part II
"She bet me $50 she had a better body than you, so I had to defend your honor" - Major League
"You said touchdown pass, you crazy *******" - Waterboy
"Ray...when someone asks 'are you a God', you say YES!!!" - Ghostbusters
"It's not the years, it's the mileage" - Raiders of the Lost Ark
"You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Sharks in the water. Our shark? Farewell and adieu to you, spanish ladies..." - Jaws
"I was born with big gums, sir"..."you better tuck that in, or it'll get caught in a trip-wire" - Forrest Gump
"snakes? snakes? I don't know no snakes..." - Home Alone
"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"..."Because he dodges bullets, Avi..." - Snatch
"Here endeth the lesson" - The Untouchables
"Satan is good, Satan is our pal" - The Burbs
"I don't care" - The Fugitive
"Let them sing" - Hunt for Red October
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Predator
"O.R.V....bullet holes...BULLET HOLES?!?" - The Goonies
"Cheeky bastards" - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"You boys like Mexico!?!?!" - Super Troopers
"Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick"..."how many dicks is that?"..."a lot" - Reservoir Dogs
"Donnie!"..."Yeah"...."we got a nazi wanna die for 'is country; oblige hiiiim..." - Inglorious Basterds
"WT17 happened to you?...yo *** used to be beautiful...." - Jackie Brown
"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motha fu(ka, motha mu(ka" - Pulp Fiction
"The D is silent, hillbilly" - Django
"Give us a kiss!" - Good Will Hunting
"Mommy....Mommmmyyyyy!....Baby wants to 17!!!" - Blue Velvet
"Sure...if it gets me a couple hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"How can you kill women and children?"...."easy...you just don't lead 'em as much....ain't war hell?" - Full Metal Jacket
"Remember....you....are my number one....GUY" - Batman
"You sly son of a *****..." - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"Yeah, but only nerds of Potsie proportions, and I wound't 17 them with the torch of Gondor" - Clerks II
"I'll eat any thing you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow...come on down...(bump, bump)...chew on a dawg...whooohoohoo" - Beetlejuice
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove
"Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Trainspotting
"You lewd crude dude, bag of pre-chewed food dude" - Hook
"You're not your 17ing khakis" - Fight Club
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the 17er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" - Se7en
"That belongs in a museum!!" - Indian Jones and the Last Crusade
"Fear not...you're in Elysium...and you're already dead" - Gladiator
"I'm not gonna hurt you; I'm just gonna bash your 17ing brains in" - The Shining
I could go on, but I'm tired...
"I'm a firm believer in a ruling class, especially since I rule" - Clerks
"Why is the sex so important? Because I'm a 17ING CAVEMAN!!!" - Closer
"Fortune and glory, kid, fortune and glory" - Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom
"Life finds a way..." - Jurassic Park
"Ooh, great warrior. Wars not make one great" - Star Wars Empire
"**** it!" - The Deer Hunter
"I'm your huckleberry; that's just my game" - Tombstone
"Now go get your 17ing shinebox" - Goodfellas
"I'm as human as the next man".."I was the next man!"..."Ah, ships that pass in the night" - Indian Jones and the Last Crusade
"What the 17 is the internet?!?" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Charlie M.?!?!" - Casino
"Yeah, the friend with the cleft *******?" - The Big Lebowski
"Grays. Sports. Almanac." - BTTF part II
"She bet me $50 she had a better body than you, so I had to defend your honor" - Major League
"You said touchdown pass, you crazy *******" - Waterboy
"Ray...when someone asks 'are you a God', you say YES!!!" - Ghostbusters
"It's not the years, it's the mileage" - Raiders of the Lost Ark
"You go in the cage. Cage goes in the water. Sharks in the water. Our shark? Farewell and adieu to you, spanish ladies..." - Jaws
"I was born with big gums, sir"..."you better tuck that in, or it'll get caught in a trip-wire" - Forrest Gump
"snakes? snakes? I don't know no snakes..." - Home Alone
"Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"..."Because he dodges bullets, Avi..." - Snatch
"Here endeth the lesson" - The Untouchables
"Satan is good, Satan is our pal" - The Burbs
"I don't care" - The Fugitive
"Let them sing" - Hunt for Red October
"If it bleeds, we can kill it" - Predator
"O.R.V....bullet holes...BULLET HOLES?!?" - The Goonies
"Cheeky bastards" - Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
"You boys like Mexico!?!?!" - Super Troopers
"Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick"..."how many dicks is that?"..."a lot" - Reservoir Dogs
"Donnie!"..."Yeah"...."we got a nazi wanna die for 'is country; oblige hiiiim..." - Inglorious Basterds
"WT17 happened to you?...yo *** used to be beautiful...." - Jackie Brown
"I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motha fu(ka, motha mu(ka" - Pulp Fiction
"The D is silent, hillbilly" - Django
"Give us a kiss!" - Good Will Hunting
"Mommy....Mommmmyyyyy!....Baby wants to 17!!!" - Blue Velvet
"Sure...if it gets me a couple hundred miles across the country, I'll take a shot in the mouth" - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"How can you kill women and children?"...."easy...you just don't lead 'em as much....ain't war hell?" - Full Metal Jacket
"Remember....you....are my number one....GUY" - Batman
"You sly son of a *****..." - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"Yeah, but only nerds of Potsie proportions, and I wound't 17 them with the torch of Gondor" - Clerks II
"I'll eat any thing you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow...come on down...(bump, bump)...chew on a dawg...whooohoohoo" - Beetlejuice
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!" - Dr. Strangelove
"Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?" - Trainspotting
"You lewd crude dude, bag of pre-chewed food dude" - Hook
"You're not your 17ing khakis" - Fight Club
"He's a nut-bag! Just because the 17er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!" - Se7en
"That belongs in a museum!!" - Indian Jones and the Last Crusade
"Fear not...you're in Elysium...and you're already dead" - Gladiator
"I'm not gonna hurt you; I'm just gonna bash your 17ing brains in" - The Shining
I could go on, but I'm tired...
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"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."
Using this will probably get me divorced or fired one day
Using this will probably get me divorced or fired one day
Robocop:
"Bitches Leave"
Raising Arizona;
You're young, you got your Heath, what you go wanting a job for?
You got any of them balloons that come in funny shapes? Meh, If you think round is funny.
"Bitches Leave"
Raising Arizona;
You're young, you got your Heath, what you go wanting a job for?
You got any of them balloons that come in funny shapes? Meh, If you think round is funny.
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Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up!
You see this? This is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
You see this? This is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.
"Damn, we're in a tight spot." O Brother
"Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy." Josey Wales
"Well I'll be a suck egg mule." El Dorado
" It's a good thing yer mammy died in childbirth, Junior. If she'd a seen ya, she'd a died of shame." O Brother
"Dyin ain't much of a livin, boy." Josey Wales
"Well I'll be a suck egg mule." El Dorado
" It's a good thing yer mammy died in childbirth, Junior. If she'd a seen ya, she'd a died of shame." O Brother
"I'm gonna BBQ yo *** in molasses. Put the evidence in the car, Jr. The Back seat, Jr!"
" That reminds me, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth, when we get home. Cause it's no way, you came from my loins. "
" I'm your Huckleberry "
" Fights not with you, Holiday.
" oh I beg to differ, you see we started a game we never got to finish."
"I was just fooling about".
" I wasn't"
" It ain't got no gas in it! Unh huh".
" the law is on my side, play cards every Thursday night with JT Shellnut, chief of police."
"Carl, what you doing with that lawnmower blade"?
" I aim to kill you with it".
" Negative, Ghost Rider, pattern is full!"
"Turn and burn, Mav
" I feel the need, the need for speed".
" That reminds me, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth, when we get home. Cause it's no way, you came from my loins. "
" I'm your Huckleberry "
" Fights not with you, Holiday.
" oh I beg to differ, you see we started a game we never got to finish."
"I was just fooling about".
" I wasn't"
" It ain't got no gas in it! Unh huh".
" the law is on my side, play cards every Thursday night with JT Shellnut, chief of police."
"Carl, what you doing with that lawnmower blade"?
" I aim to kill you with it".
" Negative, Ghost Rider, pattern is full!"
"Turn and burn, Mav
" I feel the need, the need for speed".
Josey Wales "dying ain't much of a living boy"
Patton, Rommel you magnificent bastard, I read your GD book.
patton, the objective son is not dying for your country, the objective
is making the other poor sob die for his.
little Ned pepper to Rooster Cogburn, Rooster, that's mighty
bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
Patton, Rommel you magnificent bastard, I read your GD book.
patton, the objective son is not dying for your country, the objective
is making the other poor sob die for his.
little Ned pepper to Rooster Cogburn, Rooster, that's mighty
bold talk for a one eyed fat man.
Some Braveheart
William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
Stephen the Irishman "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're 17ed"
William Wallace: Before we let you leave, your commander must cross that field, present himself before this army, put his head between his legs, and kiss his own arse.
Stephen the Irishman "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're 17ed"
"The 1st time someone calls you a horse, you punch 'em on the nose. The 2nd time someone calls you a horse, you call them a jerk. But the 3rd time someone calls you a horse...well then it's time to go shopping for a saddle." - Lucky Number Slevin.
"All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not fer eatin' it's just fer lookin' through." - Outlaw Joesey Wales
"Does she show enthusiasm when you mount her? (Yes) That surprises me even more! I had one once (a White woman), but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all." - Chief Dan George in Little Big Man
"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!" "(Wife / Queen) How dear of you to let me out of jail. (Husband / King) It's only for the Holidays." - Lion in Winter (1968 Peter O'toole & Katherine Hepburn).
"All I have is a piece of hard rock candy. But it's not fer eatin' it's just fer lookin' through." - Outlaw Joesey Wales
"Does she show enthusiasm when you mount her? (Yes) That surprises me even more! I had one once (a White woman), but she didn't show any enthusiasm at all." - Chief Dan George in Little Big Man
"I could peel you like a pear and God himself would call it justice!" "(Wife / Queen) How dear of you to let me out of jail. (Husband / King) It's only for the Holidays." - Lion in Winter (1968 Peter O'toole & Katherine Hepburn).
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you"
"when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you"
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Pain don't hurt.
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue (or hell, just take your pick from any scene in Airplane.)
You think you big time??? You gonna DIE big time!
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (again, too many to choose from from Godfather.)
What we've got heah. is failyuh. to communicate.
He's worried! You cut him! You hurt him! You see, Rock, you see? He's not a machine. He's a man!
Stay gold, Pony Boy... Stay gold.
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Like someone else said, I could do this for days.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Pain don't hurt.
We're gonna need a bigger boat...
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue (or hell, just take your pick from any scene in Airplane.)
You think you big time??? You gonna DIE big time!
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. (again, too many to choose from from Godfather.)
What we've got heah. is failyuh. to communicate.
He's worried! You cut him! You hurt him! You see, Rock, you see? He's not a machine. He's a man!
Stay gold, Pony Boy... Stay gold.
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Like someone else said, I could do this for days.
Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Roger!
Huh?
L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Roger!
Huh?
Request vector, over.
What?
Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Over.
Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over!
What?
Huh?
Who?
Roger!
Huh?
L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Roger!
Huh?
Request vector, over.
What?
Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
We have clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower's radio clearance, over!
That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Over.
Roger.
Huh?
Roger, over!
What?
Huh?
Who?