Favorite Movie Lines?

moou

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"What in the wild wild sports is going on here"

another one, not sure the exact words from a Batman movie. "Where did he get all those toys?" Might have been the Riddler
 

AlCoDog

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"He's gonna be a soccer player. He iiiis."
"You're killing me Smalls"
"It's the one that says bad mutha fucka on it"
"Look at the brains on Brad"
"Zed's dead, baby."
"Trow da 17in' daat"
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!"

No way to pick a favorite, but these are a few that popped in my head.
 
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JungRebel

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"I didn't know you like to get wet though..."

A: "He's a nihilist."
B: "That must be exhausting."

"That's all it takes really, pressure and time. That and a big ******* poster."

A: "How tall are you, son?"
B: "Sir, 5'9", sir!"
A: "5'9"?! I didn't know they stacked **** that high!" (And really the whole first six minutes of Full Metal Jacket.)
 
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MSUDC11

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"Surely you can't be serious!"
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

Really half of the lines in Airplane will work for me.
 

dawgman42

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"By the way, I charged the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express Card. Want the number?"
 

missouridawg

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How bout that ride in?

"What in the wild wild sports is going on here"

another one, not sure the exact words from a Batman movie. "Where did he get all those toys?" Might have been the Riddler

Guess that's why they call it sin city.

It's frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane. Thanks Bin Laden

If you come at the king, you best not miss.
 
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Pretty much all of Tombstone


Doc Holliday:

Oh, Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.

I have two guns, one for each of ya.


Wyatt Earp:

Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?
 

Rockydawg

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"What's the matter kid, don't you like clowns? [Kid shakes his head "no"] Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we 17in funny? You best come up with an answer because I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your mama... and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole 17in family."

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To be able to create fully, it's maybe fine that you learn the rules, but you have to forget and to rebel against those rules.

Can't remember what it's from.
 

mcdawg22

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Tin Cup when someone hits a shot onto a road
"He hit that down the 17'n road."
Caddyshack, when somebody hits it in the woods
"Into the lumberyard Danny."
Other's from Tin Cup
"What you think you look like shooting chili dippers up Lee Janzen's ***."
"I'm not built for this Roy, I'm an observer by nature"
And Jules Righteous Man speech from Pulp Fiction, but only if Bucky from college recites it. Right Alco?
 

CochiseCowbell

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The lack of attribution makes this thread all the more merrier. I'll play.

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're 17'ed [maniacal laughter]."

"Well, 17 me Tommy, what have you been reading?"

"Dynamite drop-in, Monty, that broadcast school has really paid off."

"Yeah, I'm an oak all right"

"Nonsense, I've not yet begun to defile myself."
 

Dan Dority

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Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.
Hey boy, where's sheriff Bradford? I am Sheriff Branford! Fer some reason er antha you seem a lil bit talla on radio....WHAT IN THE HELL IS THE WORLD COMIN TO.
 

PBRME

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Well ain't this a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.

Jobu needs a refill.
 

CochiseCowbell

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Pretty much all of Tombstone.

Agreed:

Doc: Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game. I know, let's have a spelling contest!
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Wyatt: Well, I'll be damned!
Doc: You may indeed, if you're lucky!
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Creek: Where's Wyatt?
Doc: Down by the crick walkin' on water.
Creek: Why do you do this?...
Doc: Wyatt Earp is my friend.
Creek: Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc: I don't.
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And so, she walked out of our lives forever.
 

CochiseCowbell

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I only saw one of those 2 Rob Zombie flicks. Can't remember which one, but I felt bad about myself for doing so immediately afterwards. I felt Catholic Guilt: I wanted a shower, booze, & a confession...& I'm not even Catholic.
 

CochiseCowbell

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"Sorry I ruined your Black Panther party."

"You play ball like a gi-irl!"

"Every man dies, not every man truly lives."
 

preacher_dawg

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"It was nothing like that, penis breath!!" Line from ET that was cut on the anniversary edition.
 

IBleedMaroonDawg

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"What do you mean I'm funny? I make you laugh, I'm here to 17in' amuse you?"

"Are you not entertained?"

"I'm shocked, shocked to find out that gambling is going on here!"



 

DerHntr

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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Yes, they deserve to die and I hope they burn in hell!"
 

MaxwellSmart

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Remember Danny, two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. Caddyshack.



I fart in your general direction! The Holy Grail
 
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More Doc

"That's Latin, darlin'. It appears that Mr Ringo is an educated man. Now I really hate him."

"Well you're a daisy if you do."

"Why Mr Ringo...looks like someone just walked over your grave. "
 

bbqbully

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"I stick my neck out for no one"

"Leave the gun. Take the canoli"
 
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Crazy Cotton

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Plenty O’Toole: “Hi, I’m Plenty.”
Bond: “But of course you are.”

I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ***-kickers, ****-kickers and Methodists.

and for the ole miss folks...
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