Farting in Public
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my god you can tell when we are along ways off from football season,when stupid *** **** like this makes its way on here! maybe you should go take a **** and clear your mind,before you post here..
Well, I looked at the board, and felt this was very well appropriate.
Crop dusting at the grocery store or mall is a good time.
Ah yes. Produce section. Always blame it on the melons, or the 9 people running into you with their roundabouts.
The worst is when someone blows an SBD at a concert or in a huge crowd of people. Even I don't do this. I attest to everywhere else though.
Another fart-related note: One of my best friends' farts was/were/are so bad that they had to clear out the physics room. Not kidding.
Another fart-related note: One of my best friends' farts was/were/are so bad that they had to clear out the physics room. Not kidding.
Holding in farts is for losers! Laughing As Elsa once sang, Let It Go!
This 18 year old kid that worked for me walked an old lady (70+) across the store and at one point when he was trying to sell her the product, she started farting. As her fart grew louder over this 10 second period, she started talking louder!
He said she must have been a little hard of hearing as the looooong fart was pretty damn loud. That **** is awesome! Good for her! Laughing
I held in farts when I was younger when on a date or hanging out with girls... never again. Screw that stomach pain by the end of the night! Let 'er rip!
That's why girls always go to the bathroom together. They all get in there and relieve themselves. I just let 'em fly whenever, where ever. I hold back at times as far as noise goes, but I'll be damned if I am going to hold them in for an hour or more to save a little face.
I've been cropdusted by so many old men in the retail store I used to work at. Farts is funny.
This 18 year old kid that worked for me walked an old lady (70+) across the store and at one point when he was trying to sell her the product, she started farting. As her fart grew louder over this 10 second period, she started talking louder!
He said she must have been a little hard of hearing as the looooong fart was pretty damn loud. That **** is awesome! Good for her! Laughing
I held in farts when I was younger when on a date or hanging out with girls... never again. Screw that stomach pain by the end of the night! Let 'er rip!
That's why girls always go to the bathroom together. They all get in there and relieve themselves. I just let 'em fly whenever, where ever. I hold back at times as far as noise goes, but I'll be damned if I am going to hold them in for an hour or more to save a little face.
I've been cropdusted by so many old men in the retail store I used to work at. Farts is funny.
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Some heroes don't wear capes.
www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fn5gr/reddit_what_is_your_silent_unseen_act_of_personal/c1hdgwv?context=4
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And people were getting after me for posting a thread about a hypothetical conf realignment and it being a "worthless threat" RollingLaugh
How would you like to be trapped in an airplane and can't get out?
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...farting-passenger_us_5a8af930e4b05c2bcacddc9b
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...farting-passenger_us_5a8af930e4b05c2bcacddc9b
I don't know you, and already I don't like you....
I was at a meeting in London last year and a guy there was farting loudly and repeatedly. I was looking around like, "Is anyone else hearing this?" I asked my boss later and we ended up almost rolling on the floor in laughter. Every time we say his name now someone is required to follow it with a loud raspberry. Maybe it's an English thing?
Maybe we can put a tariff on posts to improve the quality.
One of the biggest fallacies around. Namely, that taking a **** will cut down on farting. Lol. Although... pre shitting farts are the smelliest. Lots of stuff percolating
Today looked more like a “shart.”
My dog can cut one and clear a room--very nasty and after he does it he gets up and leaves the room.
I only do it in business meetings to show my dominance. I call it “boss hogging the situation”.
A fellow med student and I were retracting an open abdomen in surgery for a staff general surgeon......cool guy, would have a beer or two with us after hours.
My fellow student quietly ripped one of the ripest farts I have witnessed to date. The surgeon paused during the procedure, looked at everyone around the table and said "OK, everyone, we"re going to run the bowel one more time..,,,,we may have a perforation. Good thing we had masks on to cover the grins. GBR
Are you 12? I generally don't communicate with 12 year olds, not a good look.
Worst experience ever: An employee and I were in western Wyoming (Evanston) and that evening the employee ordered the Mexican Plate Special for supper--a mixture of Mexican food. The next day we were going up to the mountains inspecting property and he started to let loose--about every 20 minutes and each time the horrible fumes were preceded by a slight chuckle. We had to drive with all the windows open and at one time I threatened to drop him off along the highway and pick him up on the way back.