Farmer to Iowa

[Optionfootball69]

I followed a farmer all the way to Iowa today. He got off I-80 just before Des Moines.

 

[RBigredMax]

I followed a farmer all the way to Iowa today. He got off I-80 just before Des Moines.

You are the Mitch Hedberg of Thread titles and OP’s.

 

[Headcard]

Myles Farmer to Iowa would be interesting. One one hand, he is slow, which Iowa would love. On the other hand, he's not Caucasian, which we know would be a huge issue for KKKurt.

 

[dragonraider1]

I followed a farmer all the way to Iowa today. He got off I-80 just before Des Moines.

Were you following him because you were lusting for his tax subsidized $70,000 truck or was he simply wandering all over both lanes even on I-80? They call it crop survey as they create a risk to you and themselves if you attempt to pass even on Interstate. You just can't trust a farmer on the roads either in their pickups or semi-truck (without a CDL) or their heavy equipment.

 

[Optionfootball69]

Myles Farmer to Iowa would be interesting. One one hand, he is slow, which Iowa will love. On the other hand, he's not Caucasian, which we know would be a huge issue for KKKurt.

I’ll take that bet. I’m only 19 so it’s legal in Iowa.

 

[RBigredMax]

I’ll take that bet. I’m only 19 so it’s legal in Iowa.

Then the Mitch Hedberg reference likely went over the head. Give him a listen - I think you would like him