Explosive diarrhea outbreak has been traced to

[PrestonyteParrot]

''Satire Alert''

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco...

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[bayrooster]

''Satire Alert''

Explosive Diarrhea Epidemic Traced To Gain-Of-Function Lab At Taco Bell Institute

IRVINE, CA — Though initial reports indicated that the recent cyclosporiasis outbreak had happened naturally through people consuming produce contaminated with parasites, officials announced on Wednesday that the explosive diarrhea epidemic had been traced to a gain-of-function lab at the Taco...

babylonbee.com

Taco Bell ground beef was always a science experiment.

 

[Lurker123]

Taco Bell ground beef was always a science experiment.

Taco Bell causing diarrhea has been the worst kept secret for DECADES.

 

[Evilchicken]

Lies! It’s not Taco Bell, it’s Chipotle. Let’s be honest, Chipotle is like a Wuhan wet market.

 

[o_Pepsicock]

I hate lettuce and tomatoes.

 

[rockingamecock]

Taco Smell and Chipotle . . . 2 places we'll never eat at.

 

[Johnnysurf]

Doo Doo ice?

 

[bayrooster]

Doo Doo ice?

Years of doodoo ice at WB should make you immune to Taco Bell.

 

[PrestonyteParrot]

Here's the follow-up ''Satire Alert''

Taco Bell Releases New Imodium A-D Sauce Packets To Combat Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

U.S. — Fast-food giant Taco Bell introduced Imodium A-D sauce packets to help customers combat the explosive diarrhea caused by consuming the restaurant chain's food.

babylonbee.com

 

[CockofEarle]

I hate lettuce and tomatoes.

U can put a man on the moon, but only get good maters in July-Aug.

 

[HI Cock1]

At least 30% of the country thinks the OP article is real.

 

[PrestonyteParrot]

At least 30% of the country thinks the OP article is real.

Taco Bell hiring Fauci as spokesman based on his proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience.

 

[Legal_fowl]

Taco Bell hiring Fauci as spokesman based on his proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience.

The only person with the proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience is Trump.

 

[PrestonyteParrot]

The only person with the proven ability to lie with a straight face and no conscience is Trump.

That's funny, Biden felt the need to pardon Fauci for being truthful.

 

[jkc4USC]

Taco Bell = explosive diarrhea. Sounds like a regular day at the office.

 

[PrestonyteParrot]

Here's the follow-up Part 3 ''Satire Alert''

'Who’s Laughing Now?' Says Covid Toilet Paper Hoarder After Explosive Diarrhea Outbreak

LANSING, MI — Six years after friends and neighbors mercilessly mocked him for filling his garage with industrial-sized towers of toilet paper during the COVID pandemic, local man Greg Hutchins reportedly emerged from his home Friday with a smug grin and a fresh roll of Charmin draped...

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[FLGCK93]

C’mon…I would chance blow outs for .49c tacos and burritos any day after a night out in 5 Points. This was the early 90’s.