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chargerbacker1

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There's gonna be a BUTT MUD HOLE STOMPING ,MIDGET TOSSING at the ranch. That's right folks. For your entertainment. The Belmont Storm from west charlotte and they're 32 midgets will be here. Also appearing 16 stumpy cheerleaders,75 of the ugliest women east of buffalo creek. Special guest. 1 flask juggling Seadog wearing a catholic championship shirt. (He will be accepting dip spittin challenges under the scoreboard ) Grease up the tractors and get ready for this one.
 
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seadog28

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First of all, my friend, this is a great post. Let’s dissect it, shall we? The desperate tone is embarrassing even for a tooth challenged Cleveland County citizen. The feeble chest bumping reminds me of a short man who owns a tall truck. Get me a ladder, dude! I’m a badass! Your motivational spirit is admirable, but will be like a prostate exam, “I’m glad I’m healthy, but a smarter, more competent man just stuck a finger up my arse!” Lastly, Crest sux and has been our favorite ***** since football was invented!
 
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chargerbacker1

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Now your gettin personal. How'd you know i drive a big truck ? You long legged *****. The only thing you know about being a *****. You learned from your boyfriend. Who also wears a Catholic championship shirt.
 
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seadog28

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Now your gettin personal. How'd you know i drive a big truck ? You long legged *****. The only thing you know about being a *****. You learned from your boyfriend. Who also wears a Catholic championship shirt.
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Looking forward to the annual cramp fest hosted by the Crest Crampers where the winning 50/50 ticket gets you a 2 dollar bill, the chili dogs have no dog and dropping your wallet means kicking it to Bessemer City before it’s safe to bend over and pick it up.
 
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seadog28 said:
Looking forward to the annual cramp fest hosted by the Crest Crampers where the winning 50/50 ticket gets you a 2 dollar bill, the chili dogs have no dog and dropping your wallet means kicking it to Bessemer City before it’s safe to bend over and pick it up.
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That brings up a question for me. Has there every been a BC Yellowjacket poster on here? I’m sorry I didn’t mean to change the subject on this horrible thread.
 
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seadog28

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Hey backer, why do these Shelby clowns interrupt a Crest-Mighty Red Raider thread? Lack of self esteem, small peters or both?
 
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seadog28 said:
Hey backer, why do these Shelby clowns interrupt a Crest-Mighty Red Raider thread? Lack of self esteem, small peters or both?
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They dream of the day they might actually win a big boy state championship instead of worrying about losing the streak to the chase Trojan condemns
 
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SHS LION

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They dream of the day they might actually win a big boy state championship instead of worrying about losing the streak to the chase Trojan condemns
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Explain big boy championship.My only guess is the 4A championships which 2A Shelby and 2A South Point have never won.But I do remember when the Chargers were the defending 4A Champions in 95 and 97 they were destroyed by the little 2a Golden Lions.Bottom line 91 Crest will never win a big boy championship again.Good luck this year in little 3a.
 
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SHS LION said:
Explain big boy championship.My only guess is the 4A championships which 2A Shelby and 2A South Point have never won.But I do remember when the Chargers were the defending 4A Champions in 95 and 97 they were destroyed by the little 2a Golden Lions.Bottom line 91 Crest will never win a big boy championship again.Good luck this year in little 3a.
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We’ll always have one more than you. Hell, y’all won rings twice and weren’t the best team in the County. Know your role. Please leave Crest and SP thread it has nothing to do with you Don’t you have an RS Central thread to start?
 
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SHS LION said:
Explain big boy championship.My only guess is the 4A championships which 2A Shelby and 2A South Point have never won.But I do remember when the Chargers were the defending 4A Champions in 95 and 97 they were destroyed by the little 2a Golden Lions.Bottom line 91 Crest will never win a big boy championship again.Good luck this year in little 3a.
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Well said SHS Lion. Crest will need more than all they can get if they come to Keffer. We’ll take care of that head. Word on the street is Catholic’s better than last year if that’s possible. Love to see those Mounties over in KM again and remind them their blood won’t ever be blue just like last December 30-7. A team with no championships talking like they’re a dynasty. What’s next.....Burns takes it all? Bahahahahaha. Good luck Golden Lions.
 
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mountie pride

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Well said SHS Lion. Crest will need more than all they can get if they come to Keffer. We’ll take care of that head. Word on the street is Catholic’s better than last year if that’s possible. Love to see those Mounties over in KM again and remind them their blood won’t ever be blue just like last December 30-7. A team with no championships talking like they’re a dynasty. What’s next.....Burns takes it all? Bahahahahaha. Good luck Golden Lions.
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Catholic better than last year, sounds like they had another great off season of recruiting.
 
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It does not matter what these two has been programs do. The new blood is here. Anyone with eyes can see that Hunter Huss is on the way up and these two programs are on the way out. The talent is done at Crest especially with the coaching going on over there, and South Point can't get out of the early 1900's with their offense. Stuart Cramer will soon be the place to be out that way. What goes up always comes down. See you on the way up.
 
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It does not matter what these two has been programs do. The new blood is here. Anyone with eyes can see that Hunter Huss is on the way up and these two programs are on the way out. The talent is done at Crest especially with the coaching going on over there, and South Point can't get out of the early 1900's with their offense. Stuart Cramer will soon be the place to be out that way. What goes up always comes down. See you on the way up.
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Four posts since Oct 2001?
 
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Stimey said:
It does not matter what these two has been programs do. The new blood is here. Anyone with eyes can see that Hunter Huss is on the way up and these two programs are on the way out. The talent is done at Crest especially with the coaching going on over there, and South Point can't get out of the early 1900's with their offense. Stuart Cramer will soon be the place to be out that way. What goes up always comes down. See you on the way up.
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Hunter Huss will soon be a dynasty 2A school lmao
 
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Cheatin' bastards.
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Don’t want this thread to go off course, but that is a rich statement for an NG fan. I’m so glad Crest pummeled you bastards!! NightHawks equal roaches with wings. Shouldn’t your school be called the “Palmetto Bugs”?
 
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GSO-Triple5

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seadog28 said:
Don’t want this thread to go off course, but that is a rich statement for an NG fan. I’m so glad Crest pummeled you bastards!! NightHawks equal roaches with wings. Shouldn’t your school be called the “Palmetto Bugs”?
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Could you please post the scores from the Northern Guilford vs. *shelby crest gridiron encounters ? Thanks in advance.
P.S. If a six point win by * shelby crest over Northern Guilford is what you call " plummeled , " what would you call a 64-26 score ? Again, thanks in advance.
 
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seadog28

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Could you please post the scores from the Northern Guilford vs. *shelby crest gridiron encounters ? Thanks in advance.
P.S. If a six point win by * shelby crest over Northern Guilford is what you call " plummeled , " what would you call a 64-26 score ? Again, thanks in advance.
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How are your Palmetto Bugs doing now, 555? Crest pummeled them in the first ship game too. As for 64-26, that was a testament to cheater sportsmanship. NG is just an ugly footnote in NCHSAA football history.
 
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crest91

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you fellas and your facts are a very good representation of the amount of weed you two have been smoking...

64-26 never happened between Crest vs NG, that was Catholic. the worse loss was 31-7. Crest is 1-2 against NG but I’d bet every penny I have Crest would beat NG like a midget from Belmont beating there transsexual brother/sister/ brother again (they changed their minds) NG is completely irrelevant and will continue to be.
 
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seadog28

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you fellas and your facts are a very good representation of the amount of weed you two have been smoking...

64-26 never happened between Crest vs NG, that was Catholic. the worse loss was 31-7. Crest is 1-2 against NG but I’d bet every penny I have Crest would beat NG like a midget from Belmont beating there transsexual brother/sister/ brother again (they changed their minds) NG is completely irrelevant and will continue to be.
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Yo, youngster. IMHO your Crampers drug NG in the first meeting. But, we all know how that ended. Secondly, 555 and I both know what he was talking about with the 64-26 reference.
He was predicting the next Mighty Red Raider win on Aug 23 by posting the Catholic score!
 
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Yo, youngster. IMHO your Crampers drug NG in the first meeting. But, we all know how that ended. Secondly, 555 and I both know what he was talking about with the 64-26 reference.
He was predicting the next Mighty Red Raider win on Aug 23 by posting the Catholic score!
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Perhaps you should give your bong a break, Sir, as * crest has never, ever beaten Northern Guilford in a championship game. The first time these two tangled, Northern won, 21-20 in 2010 in what some call the Wide Right Bowl. In 2011 Northern dragged *crest all over the field in a 31-7 massacre. The following year, in 2012, Northern edged South Carolina Catholic, 64-26. In 2014 Northern beat a squad from Weddington that would have curb stomped both * crest teams and also the South Carolina Catholic squad. That's four ships out of five years.
P.S. After three straight second round exits, the self imposed " dynasty" at * crest is over unless the fine folks in Lawndale come up with a few more blue chippers. Deflate your chests, Donkeys, and beware of the runny donkey turds that inhabit the areas dirt streets and moped trails.
 
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You know what it will look like....

Fullback
Fullback
Attempted Option
Punt

Fullback
Fullback
Prayer thrown up
INT

You're welcome bud :)
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Pretty sure that’s the exact game plan Crest used last year on those AMAZING STATE CHAMPION LIONS!!!!...what was that score in that game again? I’m gettin old. Can’t remember.
 
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Shelby Lion

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crest91 said:
Pretty sure that’s the exact game plan Crest used last year on those AMAZING STATE CHAMPION LIONS!!!!...what was that score in that game again? I’m gettin old. Can’t remember.
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You know it was early in the season ... I don't recall that far back :) SHUT UP ha ha ha
 
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Shelby Lion said:
You know what it will look like....

Fullback
Fullback
Attempted Option
Punt

Fullback
Fullback
Prayer thrown up
INT

You're welcome bud :)
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I wrote a little mediocre(pun intended) jingle about it myself:

Title: Round 3 Exit Left

Run up the middle and pitch - left
Run up the middle and pitch - right

Run up the middle and pitch - left
Run up the middle and pitch - right

dive to the left
dive to the right

Round 3 Exit fight fight fight
 
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