Same drinks. Sit in the same place. If you shut the game off in the first five minutes, please do so again today.
Everybody wear the same underwear today!
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Well it's the same month, so of course I'll be wearing the same underwear!
Dammit! You beat me to it.
I mean, why change underwear when it's just gonna get dirty again right after the next time I poop?
I have/had very elderly parents. I've had the joy of having to run to the store to pick up adult diapers for them several times. Made for some embarrassing moments when some attractive young woman at the checkout line sees me buying them and, by her body language, I can tell she thinks (a) they're for me and (b) I'm awfully young to be needing them at this point.
I want to say "it's for my elderly parent". But that's super lame. So I figure, whatever, I'm a little embarrassed but it's still way better than being in my parent's shoes (subtle pun intended).
I should probably come up with some jokes at my own expense. Like: "what can I say, I'm really lazy". Or maybe: "it's okay, I'm a professional porn actor".
I haven't changed since the Penn State comeback. Febreze is a great product!
Same pants and same seat. Remote is in the same place. Phone is back plugged into the charger even though it’s already at 100%. Can’t jinx it
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