Engineer fights porch pirates

Mntneer

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Oct 7, 2001
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My ONLY complaints about this video. 1) Should have used an aerosol dispersal device, really blow that glitter everywhere. 2) Should not have blurred out the faces of the thieves. People like that should be pointed out in public.
 

roadtrasheer

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Should have put something in the glitter that would make it near impossible to remove.....not that its easy ....if ever went out with a stripper ya would know
 

MichiganHerd

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I had a Christmas card sent to me yesterday, that was totally opened already in my mailbox. Gift card was stolen out of it. Told my relatives to stop sending anything of value through the postal service, and it appears that the thief is the postal worker. Our security camera doesn't show anybody else going into the box from the point the mail was delivered, but it does show the postal jeep sitting there for an extended period of time, as opposed to just a quick open up the box, insert the mail, and drive up to the next box on the route.
 

moe

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I had a Christmas card sent to me yesterday, that was totally opened already in my mailbox. Gift card was stolen out of it. Told my relatives to stop sending anything of value through the postal service, and it appears that the thief is the postal worker. Our security camera doesn't show anybody else going into the box from the point the mail was delivered, but it does show the postal jeep sitting there for an extended period of time, as opposed to just a quick open up the box, insert the mail, and drive up to the next box on the route.
You should definitely accuse that postal carrier. Please report back on that outcome.
 

WVUCOOPER

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I had a Christmas card sent to me yesterday, that was totally opened already in my mailbox. Gift card was stolen out of it. Told my relatives to stop sending anything of value through the postal service, and it appears that the thief is the postal worker. Our security camera doesn't show anybody else going into the box from the point the mail was delivered, but it does show the postal jeep sitting there for an extended period of time, as opposed to just a quick open up the box, insert the mail, and drive up to the next box on the route.
Turn him in.

Also, have **** delivered to your place of work. I realize this wasn't something you ordered, I just don't understand how/why this still happens.
 

MichiganHerd

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Turn him in.

Also, have **** delivered to your place of work. I realize this wasn't something you ordered, I just don't understand how/why this still happens.
He is actually a she. I caught her last year going through **** on my front porch. Used to have a wicker coffee table out front that had inside storage, and caught her lifting it up and gawking into it for ****. Asked her what she was doing, and she lied and told me she liked it, and was thinking about getting one for herself. Obviously, the one she was thinking about getting was mine. As for the mail being delivered to my work place, do you have any idea the kinds of things I get in the mail? I could never work here again if my mail was delivered here.
 
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I've never had anything stolen from my porch or mail box. If I did, I would be real tempted to put a damn pipe bomb in the box and set it on my porch. (Did I say that out loud?)
 

DvlDog4WVU

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Should have put something in the glitter that would make it near impossible to remove.....not that its easy ....if ever went out with a stripper ya would know
Back in the day, i used to keep a designated ***** jacket in the truck so as to not arouse suspicion.
 

dave

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He is actually a she. I caught her last year going through **** on my front porch. Used to have a wicker coffee table out front that had inside storage, and caught her lifting it up and gawking into it for ****. Asked her what she was doing, and she lied and told me she liked it, and was thinking about getting one for herself. Obviously, the one she was thinking about getting was mine. As for the mail being delivered to my work place, do you have any idea the kinds of things I get in the mail? I could never work here again if my mail was delivered here.
Id just shoot her. Favor to society.