Eli needs to shave his throat beard.

[Allday.sixpack]

He looks like a wino.

 

[MarkDallas]

Eli plays in the NFL 15 years, grows a scraggly beard... still looks like he's in eighth grade.

 

[RightOfCenter]

I missed it but would love to make fun of him because I can't stand him. Any pics?

 

[skydawg1]

I missed it but would love to make fun of him because I can't stand him. Any pics?

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[Dawgbite]

He always has this look on his face like he just got the first wiff of a fart.

 

[Vice]

Representing the alt-right movement...

 

[RightOfCenter]

There are two types of dudes out there. The ones that can grow beards and the ones that can't.

This pick tells me he is surrounded by yes people. He needs help looking presentable much less looking like he has spent the week at deer camp.

 

[aTotal360]

Eli has Resting ***** Face.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

He's got that extra chromosome vibe

 

[dawgman42]

I know I suck: I laughed.