Eli needs to retire

[HammerOfTheDogs]

After watching the way the Washington Foreskins sacked Eli, he needs to retire and become a expert Color Commentator for Special Olympics.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

He already has

but he needs to go home and shut up. (highest and best use)

He is not anything like his brother. But he will be included somewhat, because he is a Manning.

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

If he hadn't had gone to Ole Miss, he'd been considered the better Manning QB.

 

[Crazy Cotton]

he actually earned both of his rings, unlike his giant forehead brother.