ADM if you remember took Lakeview who just a few short years earlier had poured big $$$ into renovations after the tank cars exploded. Same common denominator destroyed Decatur that did Danville, Urbana & others
Ope... you right though.
I just find central IL so funny... this is all in jest btw, if you live in these towns who cares, we all have problems...
Quincy = Forgotonia, irrelevance, ADM barge docking station, bodies in the river, fights amongst whites, "we like trees"
Jacksonville = truck stop, square, rusty ferris wheel, prison town
Springfield = oligarchy, homeless tent cities, one-way streets, Abe, smoody suburbs, country folk revival festival (state fair)
Decatur = the smell, death by factory, look at our lakeside ampitheatre, fried food, trains, most potholes in roads per capita on earth, ewwww that smell, did I mention that?
Danville = casino, PJ's in public, windbreakers, possom trot supper clob, almost to Indiana
Chambana = college, college, college, we have a big college, and a hospital, claim "we da best" a lot like they're DJ Khaled
BloNo = electric SUV, college, scamsurance capital of the world, beer nuts, upscale rural dining aka normal very average brick and mortar restaurants
Peoria = Cat, cats, caterpillars, river, the OG CIL City, where dat whiskey go?
Taylorville = nope, 10 foot pole rule in effect
Macomb = what's in mapocket... Leathernecks, the dump known as Hanson Field, train stop
Mattoon/ChuckVegas = Jimmy G, Tony "DUI" Romo, Sean Payton, average bagels, THE Burger King
Litchfield = Chicago deep dish in a small town vibes
Pittsfield = Yogi Bear Campground
Rantoul = Planes, Reindeer poop
Beardstown = We have the meats, and the mosquitos to prove it
Havana = not a Cuban sandwich in sight...
Lincoln = Lincoln
Tuscola = outdoor ghost mall
Galesburg = Carrrrrl...Sandburg, trains, da Knox
Monmouth = Wyatt muthafreaking Earp
Poor Ike, hopefully they figure it out in Soy City.