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Earl Thomas/Ravens.....#yikes

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litespeedhuskerfan_rivals19671

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Gets caught in bed by his wife with another woman and she holds a gun to his head saying she has something for him...


Then he posts this on social media
"Stuff like this happens, bro," he said. "We're trying to live the best life we possibly can but sometimes it doesn't go as planned."

He asked his followers on social media for prayers.

He played the God card a little quick, normally that comes a little later I thought, must be in some pretty big trouble.
 
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huskat

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litespeedhuskerfan said:
Gets caught in bed by his wife with another woman and she holds a gun to his head saying she has something for him...


Then he posts this on social media
"Stuff like this happens, bro," he said. "We're trying to live the best life we possibly can but sometimes it doesn't go as planned."

He asked his followers on social media for prayers.

He played the God card a little quick, normally that comes a little later I thought, must be in some pretty big trouble.
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The best possible life...meaning I get to bang any woman I want, when I want, without my wife caring?
 
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timnsun

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I love how he says “we’re”... who is this we? Him and his wife? Because it looks like she might disagree with the best life possible part of the quote...
 
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litespeedhuskerfan said:
MY MAN!!!! If yer gonna cheat, may as well go big!!!
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litespeedhuskerfan said:
Gets caught in bed by his wife with another woman and she holds a gun to his head saying she has something for him...


Then he posts this on social media
"Stuff like this happens, bro," he said. "We're trying to live the best life we possibly can but sometimes it doesn't go as planned."

He asked his followers on social media for prayers.

He played the God card a little quick, normally that comes a little later I thought, must be in some pretty big trouble.
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that is his get out of jail free card right there.. I'd be filing divorce papers so fast
 
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SeaOfRed75

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JohnRossEwing said:
No ****...

That marriage was already over, she just didn't know it yet.

The gun part is the issue.
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NikkiSixx said:
that is his get out of jail free card right there.. I'd be filing divorce papers so fast
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If you two are married I would think it would be hilarious for you two to come home to your wife doing the ol' Chinese fingercuffs with two dudes packin' John Holmes members.

Then if you freaked on her she could divorce your crazy ***. Lol.
 
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On a side note, it really sucks when you're planning an orgy and your wife comes home early.
 
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steinek11

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I've met a couple of crazy chicks in my life who've told me they have 3 people in their phone they could call up and have someone killed. I thought it was quite the boast and pretty ridiculous. Earl Thomas wife just dispelled that for me. She actually has crazy friends willing to swing knives on her behalf
 
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JohnRossEwing

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SeaOfRed75 said:
If you two are married I would think it would be hilarious for you two to come home to your wife doing the ol' Chinese fingercuffs with two dudes packin' John Holmes members.

Then if you freaked on her she could divorce your crazy ***. Lol.
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Dude, I would rather know about it and get it over.
 
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skintight

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the dude wore a kings crown at his wedding-----you just knew that he was so self absorbed that this wasn't going to end well lol
 
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