EA Sports CFB26 Pre-Release Updates

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this is the best. you are the gift that keeps on giving, little bro!
You’re telling me! Look how every post of mine garners a prompt but intellectually unequal response. Your level of irrational fear is fueling 🤩

You’ll never step to me, look how much effort you put into justifying your lack of even attempting it! 🤣 Maybe if you say “little bro” again people will think you’re creative!
 

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You’re telling me! Look how every post of mine garners a prompt but intellectually unequal response. Your level of irrational fear is fueling 🤩

You’ll never step to me, look how much effort you put into justifying your lack of even attempting it! 🤣 Maybe if you say “little bro” again people will think you’re creative!

If you weren’t SO excited to play this game with me, you wouldn’t still be this upset I pulled the rug out from under you 6+ months later.

You were training, grinding and dreaming of that moment for months on end, all leading up to that DM at 3am.

Im sorry I broke your heart, little bro! Funniest **** ever.

Couldn’t happen to a better person. An all-time classic board moment, Someday.

Crying for 6 months that nobody wants to be your friend is *chefs kiss*

I am dying
 

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If you weren’t SO excited to play this game with me, you wouldn’t still be this upset I pulled the rug out from under you 6+ months later.

You were training, grinding and dreaming of that moment for months on end, all leading up to that DM at 3am.

Im sorry I broke your heart, little bro! Funniest **** ever.

Couldn’t happen to a better person. An all-time classic board moment, Someday.

Crying for 6 months that nobody wants to be your friend is *chefs kiss*

I am dying
More words, no action. Never will be. Why would I be upset? I can be proud of my words because I can back them up. You’ve now had to pivot to pretend being a troll in a desperate stop-loss to save face in the arena that’s such a big part of your existence that you paid a POS tax to remain a part of. This is history in the making 🤣

Were you just kidding about the Big 12 being as good as the B1G too? How about wanting Dieon or Luke Fickell to coach here over “Preacher Rhule”? I’m just trying to figure out what level of idiocy your alter ego kicks in at? Can you help us out there, schizo?
 

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Aww bud I know you’re not crying.. 🫤Challenge not followed through, I’m sorry but I have to assume a forfeit and a loss from you. At least you tried to try!

 

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This thread has lead to it's logical conclusion... A PPV no holds barred, winner takes all, CFB video game match! Loser leaves town!RollingLaugh
 

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So is it going to be like this every year the game comes out where I want to see what people think about the new version but don’t want to scroll through 900 posts of king kong and somedayhusker fighting like an old married couple?
 

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So is it going to be like this every year the game comes out where I want to see what people think about the new version but don’t want to scroll through 900 posts of king kong and somedayhusker fighting like an old married couple?
I will continue to share updates

Up to someday to grow up and deal with the fact nobody wants to play with him

#karma
 

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This thread has lead to it's logical conclusion... A PPV no holds barred, winner takes all, CFB video game match! Loser leaves town!RollingLaugh
The loser here won’t even get off the bus, let alone step onto the same field. Over before it began.

Light work 🥱
 

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The loser here won’t even get off the bus, let alone step onto the same field. Over before it began.

Light work 🥱
Why let the baby have his bottle when the tears are so delicious??

A 3am DM. Doesn’t get more thirsty than that, little bro!!
 

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Why let the baby have his bottle when the tears are so delicious??

A 3am DM. Doesn’t get more thirsty than that, little bro!!
“sToP dErAiLiNg mY tHrEaD LiDdLe BrOoOo”

Another derailing reply from the perennial quitter! Priceless!! 🤩🤩🤩

Kong when he sees me in the parking lot:

 

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Scat_Back

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oh, no....





little bro is now masquerading one of my "intellectually unequal" posts as his own. how creative!

just when you think it can't get any worse RollingLaugh
Look at this thread and how badly you want to run the score up on me and you won’t even attempt it in the game that is the subject of your own thread, that you promised to bully me in. Your man card is expired little doe. Won’t even step onto the same field you claim to own. Looking a lot more like I own it.
 

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Look at this thread and how badly you want to run the score up on me and you won’t even attempt it in the game that is the subject of your own thread, that you promised to bully me in. Your man card is expired little doe. Won’t even step onto the same field you claim to own. Looking a lot more like I own it.
This entire thread is you - a 35yr old - bawling about me ghosting you online 6+ months ago

You’re clearly still not over it despite multiple people telling you how much of a crybaby you’re being

It is laugh out loud directly in your face funny
 

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This entire thread is you - a 35yr old - bawling about me ghosting you online 6+ months ago

You’re clearly still not over it despite multiple people telling you how much of a crybaby you’re being

It is laugh out loud directly in your face funny
Haha I knew you’d inevitably re-tweet my physical info from yet another arena you’re too embarrassed to participate in. I feel bad you can’t play the game you’re posting about. Just a few more paychecks from your Shark Ninja customer support job to buy that PlayStation back and you’ll get ‘em someday, sport! 😉
 
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Haha I knew you’d inevitably re-tweet my physical info from yet another arena you’re too embarrassed to participate in. I feel bad you can’t play the game you’re posting about. Just a few more paychecks from your Shark Ninja customer support job to buy that PlayStation back and you’ll get ‘em someday, sport! 😉
Was enjoying some road to the CFP last night, little bro!
 

Scat_Back

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Was enjoying some road to the CFP last night, little bro!
No evidence though. I have to assume Harrison Butker’s housewife burned down your house making her famous Betty Crocker boxed brownies and you lost your synthetic balls and PS5 in the fire 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ll add these other dudes though. They obviously still have their balls, as evidenced by sharing their gamer tags in the CFB game thread.

- TheCheeseFactory
 
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No evidence though. I have to assume Harrison Butker’s housewife burned down your house making her famous Betty Crocker boxed brownies and you lost your synthetic balls and PS5 in the fire 🤷🏻‍♂️

I’ll add these other dudes though. They obviously still have their balls, as evidenced by sharing their gamer tags in the CFB game thread.

- TeddyPain15
I’m sure they’ll be thrilled to hear you talk about me the entire time, little bro!
 

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What happened to your old username, little bro??

Banned for saying the N word nonstop?
Lol you don’t think given your own history on this board, that that would be YOUR thing, not mine??

I fixed it, same one I’ve always had. Now go keep practicing until you’re finally ready to bully me like you said, little bro. I know you want to, you’re just not ready yet.
 

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Lol you don’t think given your own history on this board, that that would be YOUR thing, not mine??

I fixed it, same one I’ve always had. Now go keep practicing until you’re finally ready to bully me like you said, little bro. I know you want to, you’re just not ready yet.
You just accidentally posted the wrong name?

Totally believe you!

btw - you're really impressing with these hyper intellectual and ultra creative posts, little bro!
 
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