Drunk thoughts. Naked pig edition

[Miketice]

1. Am I the only sucker that thought our D was 1999 good? Seems as if I'm a big homer. My Wisconsin buddy laughs at my optimism every year. Sux.
2. I'm listening to Motley Crue's Shout at the Devil on my deck. Wifey is pissed. Don't care, I'm writing this ******** regardless (irregardless for u Arkansas fans).
3. Dawg student. Do you still feel like Ross won't be missed ( rhetorical question)?
4. I'm going to the BYU game.Im hoping frustrations will be taken out.
5. 17ing wife just cut the lights off. At least she left the music on ( To fast for love)
6. I wish we had a real mother 17 at every level. Simmons counts. Add D Curry at LB. Smoot at Cb and Ashley Cooper at safety .
7 The boy just came out looking for the TV remote ( I'm sure I lost it . But have no 17ing idea where)and the cat ran inside.
8. Wife came out to *****. Then turned the music off. Holy mother 17ing dam. I guess my 10 hours at work didn't buy me ****.
9. Hail State! Win something for ***** sake I need it.

 

[Dawgbite]

What did you do to piss her off this time?

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

Have another drink bro... you earned it.

Put this on...









I'm sure your wifey will like it.

 

[Miketice]

Awesome!

 

[Miketice]

I think it must've been the tireless non waivering support that pisses her off. ***

 

[dawgstudent]

You got me on that one.

 

[Dawgbite]

Funny. She seemed fine when I left earlier today!
























See, it could be worse. Hail State!

 

[1msucub]

Dude's lying. Too Fast For Love is a different album.**

 

[dawgoneyall]

Just another typical day?

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

i used to have a bootleg cassette of "Shout at the Devil" that I played in my 8 Track adapter.... Favorite Crue was "Helter Skelter".... had those Sparkomatics thumping.

 

[Miketice]

Guess she was faking . Try harder jackass. Maybe i'll get some relief

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

1. You're married?
2. Your taste in music makes up for your taste in beer.
3. You having a cat negates number two.

 

[Miketice]

1. You're married?
2. Your taste in music makes up for your taste in beer.
3. You having a cat negates number two.

I guess it's just not my day

 

[missouridawg]

Which TV or movie characters voice do you guys read Mikey Ts posts in? My go-to is Slipping Jimmys fat buddy Marco Pasternak on Better Call Saul.

 

[Miketice]

I laughed.

 

[TBone.sixpack]

Too Fast For Love is a solid album. Ratt, W.A.S.P, early Crue. My Dad thought I was a devil worshiper for a while. Now that **** is on the oldies station.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

I lean Archie bunker and Edith...

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Barney from the Simpsons

 

[CochiseCowbell]

She turned the music off at 7:15? Do you live in a retirement community?

 

[CochiseCowbell]

IBleed, one of these is not like the others.

 

[Miketice]

She turned the music off at 7:15? Do you live in a retirement community?

Ha. She was showing me who's the boss. It's a sad pitiful life. Now I'm at home from work waiting on the Direct TV guy to show between 8 -12. Geez I feel a Jerry Maguire type rant coming on. Why'd ya have poke me?

 

[PineGroveBully]

I lean towards Barney or whatever his name is from Moe's pub on the simpsons.

 

[PineGroveBully]

I didn't see your post when I commented the same thing*

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Love these. Kind of wish it were a weekly feature but it's probably better when they show up at random.

 

[Tin Cup Cowboy]

7 The boy just came out looking for the TV remote ( I'm sure I lost it . But have no 17ing idea where)and the cat ran inside.

Best of this bunch, so much going on in this one.

 

[Spiderman.sixpack]

1. Am I the only sucker that thought our D was 1999 good? Seems as if I'm a big homer. My Wisconsin buddy laughs at my optimism every year. Sux.
2. I'm listening to Motley Crue's Shout at the Devil on my deck. Wifey is pissed. Don't care, I'm writing this ******** regardless (irregardless for u Arkansas fans).
3. Dawg student. Do you still feel like Ross won't be missed ( rhetorical question)?
4. I'm going to the BYU game.Im hoping frustrations will be taken out.
5. 17ing wife just cut the lights off. At least she left the music on ( To fast for love)
6. I wish we had a real mother 17 at every level. Simmons counts. Add D Curry at LB. Smoot at Cb and Ashley Cooper at safety .
7 The boy just came out looking for the TV remote ( I'm sure I lost it . But have no 17ing idea where)and the cat ran inside.
8. Wife came out to *****. Then turned the music off. Holy mother 17ing dam. I guess my 10 hours at work didn't buy me ****.
9. Hail State! Win something for ***** sake I need it.

You at least have good music tastes, so you got that going for you, which is nice

 

[Philly Dawg]

That 1999 defense held Rudi Johnson to negating first half yards and Auburn to zero first downs in the first half. What made you think it was that good?

That defense had Smoot, Cooper, Bean, and Clinton in the secondary.

 

[Miketice]

I guess blind optimism. I have no other explanation

 

[Junction John]

The correct answer is Brandon Walker on his podcast at 1/2x speed. It's too perfect.*



*Also would probably be a good listen while you're high (if one were to partake in such activities)