Drunk Fitz showed up today.

[Shmuley]

nm

 

[TBone.sixpack]

This is painful to watch.

 

[jakldawg]

All of us "Stay focused, we can't let 'Bama beat us twice in the same season"
Drunk Fitz breaks through wall holding jug labeled XXXX "HEY shmarrt guys... don't you tellllll usssssh who not to loseto. You wannadrink?" (chucks jug into southwest Missouri)


That TD happened 5 seconds after I posted this. Do...do I need to keep talking **** about a hypothetical lit QB and his antics? I mean, I changed shirts after the first quarter. I'm out of moves here.

 

[Shmuley]

The little man inside Merlinz head started whispering to him last Saturday night, "You have GOT to call the agent and ramp up the 'leaving' speculation. There's PLENTY of time to think about Arky later."

 

[bigiron.sixpack]

Fitz say "hic" **

 

[Shmuley]

Of the two receivers he saw running wide open, he selected the correct one.

 

[jakldawg]

"Ha ha....how dare you skinflintsh doubt me (burp) you peshimisthtic bastards"
(juggles two darts, one embeds 3" in his thigh, hurls the other one at the dartboard, nailing the triple-20)
"Whooo! Yahtzee, bisssshes!!!...whys my leg wet?"