DON'T PRESSURE DAK!!!!11111! *****

[ArcherSPS]

Looks like the national media is taking more notice Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit · 34m

“@Phillydawg01: what's ur thoughts on Dak?” What a stud!!! Biggest calves I've ever seen in my life!! Big arm!! Excited to watch him this yr

 

[engie]

It's going to catch a fever pitch when they hear him speak and get to know him at Media Days..,

 

[drt7891]

Dear dead injuns have mercy on us....

 

[MaronMatters]

^^^This^^^

All of this Dak hype is giving me this "too good to be true" vibe.

 

[aTotal360]

Don't tempt the gods.

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[Joliet Jake]

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Rum, a cigar, and a live chicken are the only things that can save us now. I fully expect Dak to have his leg amputated and the expansion to just collapse at some point prior to the season to help karma right itself and undo all of this strange optimism.

 

[BeardoMSU]

Dear dead injuns have mercy on us....

 

[Shmuley]

3 things come to mind. .........................................................................................................................................

1. Sleepy
2. Florida
3. 1992

 

[DerHntr]

3 things come to mind. .........................................................................................................................................

1. Sleepy
2. Florida
3. 1992

And when reading your post I see one thing hidden in the numbers available.

19-3+1 = 17
92-2 = 90
Put them back together and you get 1790.

1790 is the year the Treaty of New York was signed and was the first time we truly and officially screwed over a large number of Indians.

Guess where the Heisman trophy is presented every year? That's right. New York.

We are doomed even when Schmuley is cracking jokes.

 

[Shamoan]

dammit...we are screwed.

this is how this season is sure to end up:

 

[TaleofTwoDogs]

WARNING! DANGER! Wool growth out of control! DANGER!

Please stop all of this diety worshipping of this year's team, especially Dak! You know our kids can't handle pressure very well and in front of a home crowd they will totally lose it. Just be calm and cool and pray a sheeet load to the indians!

We'll be OK. Trust me!