Don't forget your free breakfast taco tomorrow..

[57stratdawg]

Thanks to your Kansas City Royals.

 

[MabenMaroon]

Looking for a huge one day bump in toilet paper, Pepto and Kaopectate sales. Hmm, should call my stockbroker**

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Is the breakfast crunchwrap considered a sandwich?

 

[Digging dog]

Mr. Whipple approves. **

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I got the dookie squirts from reading this post

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Been thirty minutes since I ate mine. Rectal integrity still at 100%.

 

[aTotal360]

...Soon™

 

[Col. Forbin]

ITs coming....

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Eleventy billion dollars says you're at DEFCON 5 before lunch.

 

[Wooly17er]

How to Eat: (1) Unwrap; (2) Take to Bathroom; (3) Throw Into Toilet

Cut out the middle man here, fellas.